NotW XXXVII - The Party [Game Thread]

[Renata]

Oh dear... As I said to Bishop Cravish at a recent fundraiser: 'fox hunting is but the unspeakable in pursuit of the uneatable'.

Nonsense and blather. Bishop Cravish said as much, I expect. Why, just last week the two of us enjoyed a fine day at the hunt, a fine day. I understand the fox was treed in the end, though sadly I wasn't there to see. My horse, I'm afraid. New to me, and a devilish rascal if ever there was one. He ran himself out in the churchyard in Wellsbourne-Little Bigglington. The vicar had me in for tea. Fine chap, a bit impoverished of course, aren't we all these days? The best breeding, though, the very best.

You're a bit short to be wearing that coat, aren't you, old bean?

 

[Renata]

Pathetic... Your talk of games amuses me... Like sniveling children... Fresh to the slaughter... Has not one man among you the courage to fight this evil... Yes... Yes... Such mighty warriors... Cowering in fear... Now is the time to run and hide... Or to stand and fight... I choose to fight...

Oh, admirable speech, just wonderful! I am with you, sir, never doubt the courage of the Witheringtons. Drat those pesky runes, or we would attack immediately, if not sooner! I'll expect the werewolves to do the honorable thing and not attack either of us until the sword is returned to my hand. Certainly no one need protect me, or keep an eye on my door, or any such nonsense, that would be insulting.

 

[Renata]

Bears should refrain from dancing wherever possible. It goes against Nature. (choxorn)

 

[Takhisis]

Now {fos} at this tasty upperclass twit for insulting my father. Groarrr!!!

 

[Renata]

I say, what is this over-sized rat doing here and why is it piddling on my boots?

 

[Takhisis]

Are you staring at your reflection in one of those mirrors that enlarge images? Graoarrr.

 

[Winston Hughes]

Nonsense and blather. Bishop Cravish said as much, I expect.

Of course. One should not expect sense on sporting matters from a churchman, any more than one should expect sense on matters spiritual from a sporting gentleman.

Fine chap, a bit impoverished of course, aren't we all these days?

Ah, this explains why you're wearing the same clothes as yesterday...

Fear not, friend. My own means are not so straitened, and I am famed for my generosity. Take a look at my wardrobe, and select a few outfits for yourself. You'll find that they are all of the highest quality, and in keeping with the very latest fashion.

You're a bit short to be wearing that coat, aren't you, old bean?

Ye gads, I fear my beneficence cannot come too soon. As I'm sure you would be aware had you the means to shop in the finer boutiques, it is the style of the day to wear one's garments loose.

 

[Takhisis]

Winston tasty dear, haven't you noticed that impoverishednessness is part of a gentleman's image? No self-styled gentleman would dare be rich and afford what he spends!

 

[choxorn]

Bears should refrain from dancing wherever possible. It goes against Nature. (choxorn)

What's wrong with my dancing? Is it bad, or something? If you think that is the case, then I challenge you to a dance-off to prove my dancing awesomeness.

 

[Winston Hughes]

When deciding with whom to socialise, I'm inclined to opt for the individual less likely to defecate on the upholstery. Thus, choosing between the Dancing Bear and the Paranoid Priest is no easy task...

On the other hand, I certainly could use a new winter coat. Let's kill choxorn.

 

[Winston Hughes]

Tally
Domination3000 (5) - Duke Blackstone, choxorn, Joooray, dcmort93, landlubber
choxorn (5) - Domination3000, Catharsis, classical_hero, Renata, Winston Hughes
Diamondeye (1) - The13thRonin
The13thRonin (1) - Diamondeye
classical_hero (1) - Takhisis

Not Voting (13) - bestrfcplayer, Autolycus, robbiecon, rhawn, j65536d, Daveshack, Camikaze, Darth Caeser, Seon, J-Man, civplayah, remake20, Lightfang


(Please mention if I've made any errors)

 

[Seon]

I believe in the old days, we settled this dispute...with a DUEL.

 

[rhawn]

What a terrible thing to say sir. You would slay a friendly dancing bear to cover your hideo... err... homely goblinesque form. The only good thing that could come of that is it may cover up your sten... err.. musk. I rescind my vote against autolycus and vote to lynch domination3k rather than an innocent woodland creature.

 

[Camikaze]

The Paranoid Priest strikes me as the best target; walking in and declaring that he has nothing to declare. Sickens me.

Domination

 

[Winston Hughes]

What a terrible thing to say sir. You would slay a friendly dancing bear to cover your hideo... err... homely goblinesque form. The only good thing that could come of that is it may cover up your sten... err.. musk.

The Pretentious Goblin, who is whistling an irritatingly jaunty tune, seems quite unaware that the Harlequin's words are aimed at him.

 

[Takhisis]

I must unvote the evil Australian bandwagonning person, Domination and vote for Domination3000 in order to save my poor, poor father.

 

[Catharsis]

Pure insolence... A wolf in bear's clothing is still a wolf... I once fought a wolf in bear's clothing... But only because my regular armour was at the dry-cleaners'... The man had the gall to charge me extra for removing the blood of my enemies... Blind old fool... Or he was after I'd finished with him... The costume-shop lady was far more understanding...

 

[Takhisis]

Ok, we get it, you'll be imitating everyone and changing covers once a day. Anything else, my bloodthirsty shapeshifter?

 

[Sprig]

Evening Two

- - -​

And so the Day came to a close. At what a fun day it was. Team A, comprised of the Dragon Slayer, the Laughing King, The Mimic, the Dancing Bear, the Orc, Blacksmith and Butcher completely destroyed the opposing team. While 'Team A' paraded in victory, the exhausted opposition collapsed on the ground. they were well beaten though not as much as the Paranoid Priest. He had been mauled, kicked, rucked and throw around all afternoon. He was a lump of bruises. And now to make matters worse he was the main person being suspected of being a wolf.

It was The Mighty Dragon slayer Duke Blackstone who suggested it. He though it would be a good idea to kick the Priests head over some hastily arranged goal posts. First thing was to separate the head from his body. There were many volunteers to complete the task but the Laughing King decided that since the Dragon slayer was the one who first suggest that the Priest was a Wolf it should be him to complete the task.

The Priest was pushed into the centre of the room, he pleaded to be spared and protested his innocence.

"It wasn't me" he cried "I am no wolf, I swear"​

He was largely ignored and he slumped to the ground. The dragon Slayer moved in the centre of the circle that was created by all the guests. His Large Sword hoisted on his shoulder.

"Right, stand Up" Boomed the Dragon-Slayer "Don't be a girly man and get up! Face death like a man."​

The Priest struggled to get to his feet. His face was very pale and he swayed around as he struggled to stay upright. The Dragon-Slayer suggested that somebody should hold him up so he doesn't fall over. j65536d the Crazy Orphan rush forward and held the Priest up. While the Dragon-Slayer flexed his muscles. He heaved his gigantic sword of his shoulders and stood ready.

"Time to die, girl man." Shouted the Dragon-Slayer as he swung his sword around.​

It was at that moment that Domination3000 the Paranoid priest fainted. His body was to heavy for the orphan to hold up and it slumped to the floor. The orphan looked up and saw the Dragon-Slayer in mid-swing. There was no time to stop the momentum.

Spoiler :

j65536d the Crazy Orphan has been accidently Lynched.

'Ahhh" Said the Laughing King in slight disgust. "Perhaps we should call it a night and let my slaves clear up this mess."​

- - -

The day has ended. You now have 24 hours to send in your night orders. If you are choosing not to perform a night action please send me a pm saying so as well.


Tally:

Domination3000 (8) - Duke Blackstone, choxorn, Joooray, dcmort93, landlubber, rhawn, Camikaze, Takhisis)
choxorn (5) - Domination3000, Catharsis, classical_hero, Renata, Winston Hughes
Diamondeye (1) - The13thRonin
The13thRonin (1) - Diamondeye

Not Voting (11) - bestrfcplayer, Autolycus, robbiecon, j65536d, Daveshack, Darth Caeser, Seon, J-Man, civplayah, remake20, Lightfang

 

[Sprig]

GM Comment:

Please make sure you submit your Night Actions on time. I know my timezone might make things hard but there is a disturbing lack of orders.

I can take orders in advance if you think that you might not be able to submit them during the night phase. Thanks and goodluck with the game.