One More Turn: Legends of Civilization

[Civ'ed]

It always happens to these threads...

 

[Sparthage]

Last Update: 11 Days, 16 Hours, and 56 Minutes Ago.

 

[Desertsnow]

*paces impatiently*
Let's get this story in motion?

 

[mythmonster2]

Bah, you younguns don't know how good ya got it! Back in '06 we had to wait months for our stories and WE LIKED IT.

 

[choxorn]

Hey, last weekend was Thanksgiving, so he didn't update. He'll update tomorrow. Calm down.

 

[Dumanios]

Well, back when I was a boy, before the white man came to 'nam and bombed Pearl Harbour, we had to make our own bread!

Wait, that doesn't right...

 

[choxorn]

And we had to walk 40 miles to school, in the snow, uphill both ways!

 

[Takhisis]

If I had to walk 40 miles to school, I'd stay at home doing a new comic. *cofcofhintcofcof*

 

[Desertsnow]

Can you at least put up one panel to set the scene?

 

[WildWeazel]

You guys aren't going to believe this, but I've been laid up sick all weekend again. It'll be up soon.

 

[Roughly 6 Owls]

Subscription & Support. It was good to see the palace building screen again.

Get well soon. Again.

 

[darski]

This just ain't worth the aggravation. I'm unsubbing. Y'all have fun now.

 

[Dem Taqat]

Yeah, stop spammin' it guys
Remember what happened to the last thread.

DT
No More Spam

 

[WildWeazel]

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Spoiler full text :

YOUR GRACE, THIS BRIEF SUMMARIZES THE INTELLIGENCE GATHERED FROM OPERATIONS CURRENTLY
UNDERWAY IN VARIOUS FANATIC EMBASSIES. FULL DETAILS OF THESE AND OTHER DIPLOMATIC EVENTS
MAY BE OBTAINED BY CONTACTING THE RELEVANTS FOREIGN EMBASSIES THROUGH SECURE CHANNELS.
BOTH DIPLOMATIC AND ESPIONAGE ASSETS HAVE BEEN UTILIZED IN COMPILING THIS INFORMATION.
OTHER RESOURCES SUCH AS MILITARY AND TRADE DATA COMPLEMENT REPORTS WHERE APPLICABLE.
! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! CLASSIFIED MATERIAL—DO NOT REPRODUCE ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! !

TENOCHTITLAN: ACCORDING TO THE CHIEFTESS DOCTRINE IS IT FANATIC FOREIGN POLICY TO “NEVER
TRUST AN AZTEC WITH NUKES”. DIPLOMATS ADVISE YOUR GRACE TO NEGOTIATE INTERNATIONAL TRADE
EMBARGOES AGAINST MONTEZUMA IN RESPONSE TO THE ALLEGED URANIUM ENRICHMENT NEAR TEXCOCO.

CALCUTTA: ADVISING YOUR GRACE TO KEEP AN EYE ON GANDHI AS HE IS PROBABLY UP TO NO GOOD.

PERSEPOLIS: COMRADE DARIUS OF PERSIA ADVISES US TO “GET OFF HIS LAWN”. THE CONSEQUENCES
OF NOT DOING SO SOUND RATHER UNPLEASANT. FANATIC FORCES CURRENTLY DEPLOYED ON PERSIAN
SOIL INCLUDE: ONE WORKER.

TIMBUKTU: THERE ARE PRELIMINARY REPORTS OF A GREAT WONDER CONSTRUCTION UNDERWAY IN MALI.
ENGINEERS ESTIMATE THAT WHATEVER THE PROJECT IS IT WILL BE COMPLETED APPROXIMATELY ONE
TURN BEFORE OURS REGARD LESS OF HOW FAST WE CAN BUILD IT.

TRONDHEIM: OUTBREAK OF WAR BETWEEN MAYA AND RUSSIA THREATENS TO DESTABILIZE THE SCANDIA
REGION AND MAKE OUR TRADE PARTNERS THE VIKINGS VULNERABLE TO ATTACK. PRESIDENT LODBROK
PROPOSES A MUTUAL PROTECTION PACT FOR A PERIOD OF TWENTY TURNS.

HATTUSAS: REPORTS OF AN ISRAELI CIVILIZATION REMAIN UNCONFIRMED. HITTITES DENY ANY
KNOWLEDGE OF OTHER CIVILIZATIONS ON THE ISLAND BUT OFFER TO TRADE WINES INSTEAD.

END OF DOCUMENT

 

[Takhisis]

Go chieftess doctrine!

 

[choxorn]

"Hittites deny any knowledge of other civilizations on the island and offer to trade Wines instead."

 

[Sparthage]

Great! Could you make it slightly more legible next time? I had a hard time reading that.

 

[Dem Taqat]

Yeah Reading it was a bit of a chore (a lot of a chore, I had to guess a fair amount.) Good thing is, What I could read was Awesome

DT
Back to Lurkin'

 

[GamezRule]

 

[WildWeazel]

Sorry, I went a bit overboard with the photocopy effect. I didn't notice until I was finished with the image.
edit: I added the full text to the post, if anyone is unable to decipher it