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As the Playground Mod moves to the final stages of testing, time to post a story!
Standard
Barbarians: Roaming
Pangaea: 70% water
Climate: Normal
Temperature: Temperate
Age: 4 Billion
New civs not present in the original Playground Mod that I might encounter: Death Strike (scary people) , LEGO Republic, Chase.
And without further delay, I graduate from Kindergarten, and begin to explore this new playground I am thrust into for the next 8 years or so.
Chapter 1
The Founding of Barbarian City
Barbarian civilization. Bah, how can those civilized people understand Barbarian Culture?
And as Prince Josh gazed out across the fertile lands and across the bountiful seas of the Playground, he declared to the weary band of followers that this spot shall be the glorious capital of the grand Barbarian Empire, one which will not fall for over a thousand school days!
And so Barbarian city was founded.
Not one to sit around, Prince Josh loaded his trusty assault rifle (which is totally against the school rules), and set off to explore this new land. He ordered some children to go dig roads (totally violating child labor laws), to facilitate the future barbarian expansions radiating outwards from Barbarian city.
Just outside the chain link fence borders that were haphazardly set up, he spotted a mysterious pile of green... Stuff.
Prince Josh: "Oh wise men and great sages! What be this wretched abomination that has a painful looking green glow? Some parts of it are denser than the strongest of steels, while other parts of it flow smoother than water!"
Random small child: "I think I saw it move around too, but I'm not sure... Say, where'd Eric go? He ran over in that direction cause he saw something shiny over there a few hours ago..."
Raising his assault rifle, Prince Josh took aim at the monstrous, slowly undulating green blob.
Prince Josh: "What foul beast can this be? Shall I smite it with my Assault Rifle in the name of all that is good and barbaric in life?"
2nd grader passing by: "That's fresh school food. You're supposed to eat that stuff."
Everyone:
And this ends the first 4 days of Prince Josh's quest to dominate the Playground.
What other "civilized" tribes lay beyond the horizon of Josh's Barbarian Empire?
Will the inhabitants of Barbarian city survive their first meal of school food?
Will Josh be mercilessly air striked by the teachers for not turning in his homework assignment?
Tune in next time.
Standard
Barbarians: Roaming
Pangaea: 70% water
Climate: Normal
Temperature: Temperate
Age: 4 Billion
New civs not present in the original Playground Mod that I might encounter: Death Strike (scary people) , LEGO Republic, Chase.
And without further delay, I graduate from Kindergarten, and begin to explore this new playground I am thrust into for the next 8 years or so.
Chapter 1
The Founding of Barbarian City
Barbarian civilization. Bah, how can those civilized people understand Barbarian Culture?
And as Prince Josh gazed out across the fertile lands and across the bountiful seas of the Playground, he declared to the weary band of followers that this spot shall be the glorious capital of the grand Barbarian Empire, one which will not fall for over a thousand school days!
And so Barbarian city was founded.
Not one to sit around, Prince Josh loaded his trusty assault rifle (which is totally against the school rules), and set off to explore this new land. He ordered some children to go dig roads (totally violating child labor laws), to facilitate the future barbarian expansions radiating outwards from Barbarian city.
Just outside the chain link fence borders that were haphazardly set up, he spotted a mysterious pile of green... Stuff.
Prince Josh: "Oh wise men and great sages! What be this wretched abomination that has a painful looking green glow? Some parts of it are denser than the strongest of steels, while other parts of it flow smoother than water!"
Random small child: "I think I saw it move around too, but I'm not sure... Say, where'd Eric go? He ran over in that direction cause he saw something shiny over there a few hours ago..."
Raising his assault rifle, Prince Josh took aim at the monstrous, slowly undulating green blob.
Prince Josh: "What foul beast can this be? Shall I smite it with my Assault Rifle in the name of all that is good and barbaric in life?"
2nd grader passing by: "That's fresh school food. You're supposed to eat that stuff."
Everyone:
And this ends the first 4 days of Prince Josh's quest to dominate the Playground.
What other "civilized" tribes lay beyond the horizon of Josh's Barbarian Empire?
Will the inhabitants of Barbarian city survive their first meal of school food?
Will Josh be mercilessly air striked by the teachers for not turning in his homework assignment?
Tune in next time.