I once (way back in the first Random Thoughts thread) opined that
Might I advise not doing that? I doubt you have a group of ardent admirers with a Shroud of Eden on hand. Only one way to find out!
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But as a product name "Miracle Whip" is about as audacious as one can get.
Particularly given the product in question.
There's a breakfast cereal sold here called Holy Crap. According to its marketing, it's high-fibre, gluten-free, and vegan.
I don't care what it claims. I refuse to buy something with a name like that.
Though it does lend itself to a comedy of errors. I don't know if it's sold at my grocery store, but the conversation would go like this:
*grocery picker phones me/I phone her to place my order*
Her: "Hi, this is Pam!"
Me: "Hi, it's _______".
Her: "Oh, hi, what can I get for you today?"
Me: "Holy Crap".
Her: "What happened? Is Maddy all right?" (everyone I deal with regularly knows Maddy; this person and her husband have delivered here and have met Maddy)
Me: "Maddy's fine". (actually, she hasn't been lately, but that's a post for the Cats/Kittens thread)
Her: "Oh, thank goodness. So what would you like today?"
Me: "Holy Crap."
Her: "Is something going on there? Are you okay?" (they know I'm mobility-challenged, diabetic, and prone to dizzy spells; the regular delivery person gets worried if I take longer to answer the door or the intercom doesn't work)
Me: "I'm okay, thanks. Now, Holy Crap, please."
Her: (by now wondering WTF is going on) "
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It's just a lot simpler to stick with the Rice Chex cereal I normally get.