This little piggie went to market
this little piggie stayed at home
this little piggie had roast beef
this little piggie went had none
anf this little piggie went to
WAR!
Warrior piggie dashed through the woods to catch Washingtons worker and ended up next to an archer... gulp. The piggie axes advanced on Washington
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piggie warrior breathed a sigh of relief as the archer moved away
switch scene to command tent....
Colonel ad-hoc: ah, piggie axe 1, what have you to report
Piggie Axe 1: how may archers did Squadron Leader Rolo say
Colonel ad-hoc: didn't say exactly, not too many
Piggie Axe 1: Five!
Colonel ad-hoc: FIVE!.. GULP
Piggie Axe 1: And you know he said they weren't on a hill
Colonel ad-hoc: yes
Piggie Axe 1: they aren't
Colonel ad-hoc: phew!
Piggie Axe 1: no, they're hiding behind 30' stone walls
Colonel ad-hoc: ah!
Undaunted, the brave piggies assaulted, the bacon brigade were lost to a rash attack, the sausage squad were hung out to dry, the pork patrol were chopped and the hamburger horde didn't relish the final attack but in the end...
Meanwhile, judicous use of whips had enabled a fitting monument to the brave fallen pigs to be raised in Osaka and with this the knowledge of how to make barbeques
I mean forges
Writing in and research set to hunting for the camps
Well rested and healed the Little Green Piggies advanced on New York