Turn 00 inspection
Economic Situation: Were getting 46 GPT
at 70% research rate.
Research Situation:
right. 'nuff said.
Military Situation: Weve got brave Riflemen, mighty and well-trained knights, and fearsome Catapults. Peter, who hates our guts, protects the worthless ice city of Khabarovsk with 2 SAM infantry and, as we know, hes got artillery.
Diplomatic Situation: Ghengis likes us, but is in a DP with Peter, who hates our guts. Alexander is very pleased with the veneration we give him, yet wont make a Defensive Pact because he doesnt like us enough.
Overall situation: Our chances arent quite like those of a snowball in hell, but its at the very least a drop of rain on the way down a volcanos gullet.
Seeing as the UN cant be very far away (and hoping the Peter isnt the one to score it!), my goal is to achieve a permanent alliance with Alexander during my 10 turns. In that purpose, I trade whales for nothing (Weve got 21 happy in our smallest city, so I guess its alright to lose some) to Alex before I hit enter.
Turn 01 (542)
Confuscian temple finishes in the ever-speedy city of Shanghai, and having to choose between building a Catapult for rock-throwing races or investing in an Observatory to see the fastest-moving things in the known universe and start betting on Meteorite races, they pick the latter, since theyre quite tired of rock races. Jubilant at the occasion given to them by the Machine Lord, the Shangaians or Shenagians or Shenanigans or however theyre called celebrate the We Love the Machine Lord day.
And thats
it?
Turn 02 (543)
Corporation is in, and our economy jumps to +60 gpt at 70%. The choice were given is between Military Tradition and Democracy. The latter is picked, even though itll lead to Revolt when it comes in. Between his precious defence pact with Ghengis and our own DP with Alex, Peter wont dare declare on us, no matter how much he hates our guts.
I hope.
Democracy due in 8 after pushing our research rate to 80%, at +2 GPT.
Beijing finishes an observatory, and the Machine Lord proclaims that we do, indeed, require more Knights. Humbled by this wise and truthful decision, I immediately concede to His brilliant strategy. Knight due in 5.
Also in Beijing,
Li Po, the great artist, is born. Ignoring his voiced and poetic demands to be spent on something useful immediately, he is told to sit on his ass until we get another Great Person to sacrifice for a GA. He and Joseph Marie Blanchard meet, and together they will grow to form one of the strangest architectural pair in the world, with Blanchard using Pos poems for inspiration. Were lucky, however, that Poe or, far worse, Pablo Picasso werent chosen to be born by the Machine Lords ever-wise plan. Hallelujah!
Turn 03 (544)
Xian finishes its Forge, and following the trail of Shaniangai, gets started on its own Observatory. Never shall the Shinobangaians possess something that the Great City of Xian would not!
Well, except for about Eight-Hundred and Nineteen Thousand people
And the Heroic Epic
and more than twice as much culture
Peter adopts Free Speech, allowing him to freely tell us what he thinks about us. Unfortunately for him, were still in Nationhood, and thus speak as a nation by flipping him the finger.
And thats it.
Turn 04 (545)
Guangzhou finishes its observatory, and the choice Im given is between a catapult and a Confuscian Academy. I pick the former, because the Academys culture might piss off Ghengis a bit, and because, in the eternal words of the Oracle of Uzbek, Catapuu Bam Bam! Hahaha!.
Catapult in 2.
And talking about Uzbek, the Brutish Brutes finish their Grocer among much consternation and questions about why people would bother putting all their goods in easily pickable spots where they cant defend them properly, and even
give them away in exchange of a few shiny coins. The mayor, a slightly smarter Brute than the rest of the Brutes, orders the construction of an observatory near the topless beach, in order to have a better view to watch the women.
Observatory in 15.
The ever-frozen people of Rouen rejoice around their brand new Forge and the warmth it offers. Things quickly go sour, however, when the Forges smoke covers the city and prevents the sun from touching down. In an effort to create an area where people can warm themselves with sunlight, they order the building of a Lighthouse.
Lighthouse in 4, other choice was Knight.
And Peter completes the Apollo program!
Can you hear this sound? Its the bells of D00m.
Turn 05 (546)
Seeing as the end is approaching quickly, I offer free Fur to Alex, hoping hell agree for a Permanent Alliance before the end. No dice.
Turn 06 (547)
Guangzhou finishes its Catapult. Once again, Im offered to build the academy or outdated military, this time a Knight. And once again, the latter is chosen for the very same reasons.
Observatory finishes at Bactrian, the choice is between a Knight and Wall Street. Seeing as the city doesnt seem to be the richest ever, I pick the Knight.
I looked over the techs we need to get the UN: Physics, Radio, Mass Media. Peter already most likely has it seeing as he has Robotics, and if it wasnt that he seems to be aiming for a space win, Id say that were screwed. As it is, were
probably screwed.
Turn 07 (548)
Beijing finishes its knight, and the only choice the Machine Lord gives us is another Knight. Woot. Due in 4.
Vladivostok finishes its courthouse, and Im given a choice between a Knight, which is ignored, and a Jewish temple, which is picked, if only for the culture.
Jeanne DArc is born in Paris! With her (Great Prophet), we can start a new GA. However, democracy comes in in 3 turns, bringing revolt with it, so lets keep her in check.
Turn 08 (549)
Paris, ville lumière, completes its Observatory to look at other lights. For the first time, the Machine Lord gives us a good choic
For the millionth time, the ever-wise Machine God blesses us with His gr
HELP, thEY,re gonna k
Blesses us with His Great and Brilliant Plan which you should never, ever doubt lest you fall prey to the Inquisition (when you least expect it, of course), our Lord and Master gives us permission to build an Aqueduct in the Filthy ex-French city of Paris. Praise be the Lord, 010001010.
The Cloudy City of Rouen, still unable to see through the smoke of their forge, decide to build an observatory out of nostalgia, to remind themselves of what the sun looked like.
Observatory in 22 turns, other choice was Knight.
Turn 09 (550)
Jewish Temple finishes in Yaroslavl, and between a Knight and a Temple, the latter is picked. Good thing, too, because that city needs serious culture.
Turn 10 (551)
Democracy is in, Revolution to Emancipation starts.
And were
forced to choose between Divine Right and Military Tradition!
Military tradition in 3999 turns. Gotta love revolutions.
Observatory finishes in Nanjing, and were only given a Knight as a choice. Damn.
Knight in 135 turns. Viva la Revolutione.
Market finishes in Kushans and---WHA?!
NO CHOICE GIVEN!
Taking this as a freebie, I make Kushan start on a Granary since its just about at the health limit, but the next player may overthrow my decision and pitch me down the lions pit.
Alex starts a GA
which could be good, I guess
And Im done.
Summary
Peter has the Space Elevator. This means that were in deep, deep Kimchi. Alex still wont accept a PA, despite the freebies I gave him. That means were in deep Surströming. We have, however, Democracy, which Alex would be willing to trade for, and could get Steel (Or finish Military Tradition to get another shot at Physics) from it.
As soon as the revolt stops, I suggest we use up our GE, GA and GP for our Second Great Age. It probably wont save us, but it cant hurt.
Our priority is to get Mass Media and the UN. We need it badly. We must ignore Steel and all other tech course than those leading to Mass Media, or Peter will win. Hence, I recommend that whoever goes next trades Democracy for Military Tradition (Can we get more than +4 out of Fair trade? Might be worth a try to intentionally tilt the trade in his favor), to get another shot at getting Physics. Everyone else already has Steel, so its pretty much useless at this point.
Heres the save, and there you go.