The History of the Russian Peoples

[Dumanios]

Difficulty: Monarch (RFC)

Start Position:




Cities built:





People Met:




The World as of now (not showing Barbs or Independents)

Spoiler :

Egypt: Yellow
India: Purple
6th Satrapy: Blue
Persian Empire: Pinkish-Tan
Japan: Very Light Yellow
Rome: Red
Ethiopia: Light Green
Mayans: Light Blue
Scandinavia: Bright Blue
Arabia: Dark Green
Khmer: Emerald Green
Spain: Darker Yellow
France: Dark Blue
England: Washed-out Red.
Holy Roman Empire: Gray (Really faint)
Tsardom of Russia: Dark Red.

Edit: Sorry about the short first post, I experienced technical difficulties.

 

[Dumanios]

Yaroslav: My advisors, what have you to report?
Science Advisor: We can now catch those fish!
Military Advisor: I have disturbing news of the Holy Roman Empire...



Yaroslav: We're gonna need an army. Fast.
Military Advisor: Vhat?!
Yaroslav: I've set my eyes upon the Holy Romans.


Foreign Advisor: I've received reports that a nation called the Romans have been destroyed.
Yaroslav: Great! We can just march in there!
Foreign Advisor: Romans, not Holy Romans, Tsar.
Yaroslav:



Yaroslav: Now what...
Ragnar Lodbrok: Hail and well met, Yaroslav! I am Ragnar Lodbrok, ruler of the glorious Norsemen. So tell me: does Russia have a lot of unprotected and rich coastal cities, or what?
Yaroslav: Actually, our coastal city is well defended.
Ragnar Lodbrok: Aye, so I had thought.
Yaroslav: We shall have peace!
Ragnar Lodbrok: Splendid! Now how about a feast to celebrate?

And so Yaroslav and Ragnar Lodbrok went to the palace at Nidaros, where they ate exotic foods like Lutefisk and oogled at Swedish woman. Yaroslav arrived home in a drunken stupor. During Yaroslav's Drunken Stupor, his Foreign Advisor allowed for peace between Russia and both India and Holland.



Foreign Advisor: Milord, the Holy Romans are at war with the Norsemen!
Yaroslav: An ally, good.



Military Advisor: Our army is assembled.
Yaroslav: I will lead the invasion myself.
Military Advisor: Vhat, this is too dangerous!
Yaroslav: Never tell me what is too dangerous!

Spoiler :

Egypt: Yellow
India: Purple
6th Satrapy: Blue
Persian Empire: Light Yellow
Japan: Gray
Ethiopia: Light Green
Mayans: Light Blue
Scandinavia: Bright Blue
Arabia: Dark Green
Khmer: Emerald Green
Spain: Darker Yellow
France: Dark Blue
England: Washed-out Red.
Holy Roman Empire: Gray (Really faint)
Tsardom of Russia: Dark Red
Holland: Orange
Mali: Brownish
Portugal: Green
Inca: Blue

 

[Omega124]

You got the accent wrong. They say Ws instead of Vs, not the other way around.