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    Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

    Gandhi would be Rita Repulsa, of course. "Make my city GROW!!"
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    Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

    Alexander would definitely be the heaviest drinker. The guy died of alcohol poisoning at 30. He'd probably also be the clumsy drunk who breaks valuable stuff at parties. Darius: ALEX, WHAT THE HELL?! Alexander: Don't shout so loud, man...I got a wicked nasty hangover... Darius: PERSEPOLIS...
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    Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

    You could just ask "what would their gangs be like?"...
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    Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

    And follow up with Miserable Pile of Secrets!
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    The most exciting new feature

    A hard choice, but I have to say the World Congress.
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    Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

    Here, try a game instead.
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    What is your opinion on Venice possibly being included as a civ?

    Okay. Well, sand can be found near pretty much anywhere. Caves can be found all over the world, too. And people use towels on their heads all the time, drying themselves off. So should I have been offended when people said that I hide out in caves and live in the sand? When my family and I were...
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    Information Drought?

    geez you guys :rotfl:
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    Countdown to Brave New World Pack

    Just a couple days after spinal surgery...will I be beating back barbarians and Brazilians in a back brace? You bet! :D
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    Which Great Works do you want to see?

    Yes! Definitely these! I think there should be some Great Works from Iran. Like maybe... - The Collected Works of Hafez by Hafez (Great Writer) - Ey Iran by Ruhollah Khaleqi (Great Musician) - Morghe Sahar by Morteza Neydavud (Great Musician) - Fifth Day of Creation by Mahmoud Farshcian...
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    What is your opinion on Venice possibly being included as a civ?

    Despite being another European civ, I still kinda like it because it's still a unique enough culture. ...You know, maybe they WILL go for the Papal States or all of the Italian city-states and just use the Venetian colors.
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    What BNW civ will you play first?

    The Zulus. Definitely the Zulus. I like sub-Saharan African history, and I think I'll enjoy kicking the Europeans out of Africa. :D
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    Ashurbanipal vs. Kamehameha

    QfvLcozLwtE
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    What is your opinion on Venice possibly being included as a civ?

    Considering how you think that the Iroquois lived in "tents in the mud," I really don't think that you can contribute anything intelligent to a discussion about them at the moment.
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    What is your opinion on Venice possibly being included as a civ?

    Are you not aware of how horribly, sickeningly racist that is?
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