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    The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

    what do you say at night when your TV is floating in the living room? put it down! what do you call 100 black dudes jumping out a plane? night fall.
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    The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

    Swedes? WHAT? ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!??! It should be Mexicans. (Duh!) Ways helen keller's parents punish her: * leave the plunger in the toilet * put her in a round room and tell her there is a penny in the corner. * pasting doorknobs on the wall * rearainging the...
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    Arg! Please Help!

    Should the option be in edit avatar? Thats all I need to know. Thanx.
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    how to defeat a FAR more powerful rival.

    WOW! I got alot more out of this post than I thought. I never even thought of spys or planes to destroy improvements! Paratroopers would help too. But destroying just one cottage spaming citie's economy makes a HUGE differance.
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    insult the previouse poster!

    Ok its simple: You just insult the last poster, easy you know how to do this. Example: Marc_v3 is so stupid he made a thread inviting peaple to insult him, or something like that. Make it quick, make it good. You'd do well to read the forum rules.
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    Arg! Please Help!

    how do you upload your own avatar? cant find it in avatars. Went to "upload" and cant find how to bring it to your avatar. Please help oh great civ fanatics!
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    how to defeat a FAR more powerful rival.

    So I was playing a game, and I was to the far right if the map and my top rival was in the middle. It was a long stringy map (fractal) and there was a civ (who I had open borders with) between me and my top rival. This was in the industrial/modern era, and my top rival had a pretty good tech...
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    the most important resource you would not expect is.......

    im playing on normal. Pretty shure it was four turns.
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    what do you build first?

    I avoid coasts like the plague. I dont see them being as productive as a village or a mine or farm later on. BTW, if I dont chop early on, its because I am going to chop a immortal/swordsmen/quicha army;) you can get an army of immortals realy fast if you chop. I just defeated 2 civs on...
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    what to do in an emergency

    LOLOLOLOLOLOL I forward it to EVERYONE I know!
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    what do you build first?

    I found that the first unit you build in the game is VERY important. It takes more than 15 turns to build anything, so that unit better be worth it. As I said in another thread, I build a worker then chop all trees in site after building on the resource. Depending on the strat, I pump out...
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    the most important resource you would not expect is.......

    There are pros and cons to jungles though: Pros: it only takes four turns to clear jungles, so you simply clear the only tiles you will use right away. Lots of resources and/or rivers. tons of green. Cons: makes city sick. Takes long time to completely clear/make roads through. As for...
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    Thai Police Punished by Hello Kitty!

    thats so funny! "Guilty officers will be made to wear the armbands in the office for a few days, with instructions not to disclose their offences. Let people guess what they have done," he said.
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    Looking For Group: Slaughter Your World

    LOL Richard is so awesome
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    The LAMEST jokes you can think of...

    How do you get a one-armed blonde out of a tree? wave. How do you get a blonde to drown? put a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.
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