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all last night me and kefka were playing GTA3 and i just wanted to say how cool of a game it is and that im going to have to buy a ps2 pretty soon!

yeah this story is cool and such, so write on it and make even better! ------------------ Travin Cool Book -VanillaCube- -Thunderfall- -Stellar Converter- -Vladmir_illych_lenin-

that movie is awesome!!!!! Don't touch mr. fuzzy!

im from oregon we also have rain! ------------------ Travin Cool Book -VanillaCube- -Thunderfall- -Stellar Converter- -Vladmir_illych_lenin-

A lawyer charging a high fee, a lawyer charging a low fee and Santa Claus were seated around a table in the center of which was $10,000. The lights went off. When the lights came back on the $10,000 was missing. Who took it???? The lawyer charging the high fee took it because the other two...

Did you hear about the heavyset guy who had tried every diet in the world in an attempt to lose weight? He tried the Scarsdale diet, the Navy diet, Weight Watchers, and many more. None worked. Then, one day, he was reading the Washington Post when he noticed a small ad that read: Lose weight...

this one is for vanillacube I've followed you, talked to your neighbours, tapped your phone, and even shot at you to see how you would react. From my observations I have come to one irrefutable conclusion: You are Paranoid. ------------------ Travin Cool Book -VanillaCube- -Thunderfall-...

One night, a police officer was stalking out a particularly rowdy bar for possible violations of the driving-under-the-influence laws. At closing time, he saw a fellow stumble out of the bar, trip on the curb, and try his keys on five different cars before he found his. Then, sat in the front...

What's the difference between a virgin and a light bulb? -You can unscrew a light bulb. ------------------ Travin Cool Book -VanillaCube- -Thunderfall- -Stellar Converter-

How many gay-rights activists does it take to change a light bulb? None. "The light bulb shouldn't have to change for society to accept it." ------------------ Travin Cool Book -VanillaCube- -Thunderfall- -Stellar Converter-

Santa does not exist No known species of reindeer can fly. But there ARE 300,000 species of living organisms yet to be classified, and while most of these are insects and germs, this does not completely rule out flying reindeer, which only Santa has seen. There are 2 billion children (under...

Yesterday scientists revealed that beer contains small traces of female hormones. To prove their theory, the scientists had fed 100 men 12 pints of beer each. They observed that 100% of them gained weight, talked excessively without making sense, became emotional, couldn't drive, and refused to...

A teacher asks her student, Little Johnny, to answer the following problem: "Four pigeons are sitting on a fence. If you shoot one of them with a gun, how many are left?" Little Johnny thinks about it and answers, "Well, none." The teacher replies, "What do you mean?" To which Little Johnny...

this one too dirty. sorry. [This message has been edited by stellar converter (edited January 04, 2001).]

Yeah jay leno's cool. so is conan ------------------ Travin Cool Book -VanillaCube- -Thunderfall- -Stellar Converter-