Recent content by Ultraviper

I always get the shaft in battle no matter what it seems. I was defending a level 6 city with 2 elite javelin throwers my last game (2 defense, 5 hp bars) then a little conscript warrior comes up with his 1 attack and 2 hp, kills them both without a scratch, and razes my city.

back in the day I could beat civ2 all the time. now I have civ3 and it kicks my butt. when I try a military victory, I kill an average of 2 other civs before the retirement date. today I tried a space race. picked the greeks for their science/commerce bonus, and was able to keep my...

P.O.D. at Cornerstone Music Festival one year. It was an outdoor stage with I'd say about 10,000 people. Two dumb kids near the stage moshed a lil too hard and passed out or something, and ambulances had to be brought in. Sonny, the lead singer, silenced the whole crowd and had them make a...

I heard that its illegal to publicize POWs, part of the geneva convention or something, yet both sides are doing it. Except the U.S. tv networks are just showing still pictures now, from what I've seen. Well I'm not going to watch the video, simply because I'm on dialup and 30megs is way to big!

BOOM! By System of a Down I've been walking through your streets, Where all your moneys are made. Where all your buildings crying and foolish neckties working. Involving fake lawn houses, housing all your fears, Desensitized by TV. Overbearing advertising, god of consumerism, and all...

American Woman by Guess Who American woman, stay away from me American woman, mama let me be Don't come hare hanging around my door I don't want to see your face no more I got more important things to do Than spend my time growin' old with you Now woman, I said stay away American...

It's because they already had one Homer, and he would have made it Homer-s-

The Matrices :p, LOTR, Dumb and Dumberer, X(-men)2, Bruce Almighty, The Whole Ten Yards, Red Dwarf the Movie, The Amazing Spider-Man, The Manchurian Candidate, and maybe the prequel to the exorcist

No, it was Lester and Eliza. Bort was a license plate at Itchy and Scratchy Land.

Figures don't lie, but liars figure. There are no sources listed for these, so they don't have any credibility to me. For all I know this poll could have been taken at an anti-war protest.

A japanese car is still a car, why the need to differentiate? And why are people so discriminant anyway? I've seen people on forums that are crazy about this anime thing but absolutely hate other cartoons. BTW I meant that the anime had worse animation. From what I've seen, all the talking...

I never understood the difference between cartoons and "anime" besides the lower quality of animation.

Cop: Did you have a grudge against Mr. Burns? Moe, hooked up to lie detector: No *BZZT* Moe: All right, maybe I did, but I didn't shoot him! *DING* Cop: He checks out. Ok sir you're free to go. Moe: Good! Because I have a hot date tonight. *BZZT* *A* date. *BZZT* Dinner with friend...

The Simpsons is my favorite cartoon.

Repetitive conditioning, that's what all schooling is. Learning math, history, english, it's all brainwashing. Let's get rid of the schools and raise a generation of idiotic anarchists!