3 Men stranded on an island...

[Turtleneck]

Three men take a ride on their own little plane... but it encounters engine trouble over the ocean. They jump out with parachutes and land on an island. They think they're stranded but no. They're discovered by some cannibals who tie them up and the next day declare that they've planned to slaughter the men and eat them. As an act of quasi-mercy the tribal chief entitles each man to a request.

The first man to die announces that his request is to be set free.

So the chieftan unties his bonds and throws the freed man into the fire.

The second man feeling condemned, asks for a watermelon which he eats slowly enough to survive another hour until he finishes it up and after the last bite is promptly thrown into the flames.

The last man watching all of this asks for a bowl of strawberries.

The chieftan is shocked....
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"Strawberries?? Those aren't in season!"

 

[LLXerxes]

um, i don't get it.

 

[Yuri2356]

He can't get the strawberries untill they're in season, so they can't kill him until then.

 

[stratego]

He'll still be killed when the strawberries are in season. I'd say I want to take my great-great-great-great grandson to Disneyland.

 

[The Omega]

I would ask for them to blindfold themselves, give me a very sharp knife, and ignore any screams they hear while blindfolded.

 

[Turtleneck]

Good old traditional jokes. All of you want your new quicker jokes, I know it.

 

[Flintlock]

All of you want your new quicker jokes, I know it.

Well the fact that your "old traditional" jokes are kind of lame might have something to do with it

 

[Pentium]

They are great.

Vinetou, Old Shaterhand and, let's say, Sid wre sitting around a fire. Then Vinetou stood up and marched into the darkness. A "boom" was heard and he returned with a blue eye. Then Old Shaterhand went into the darkness a "boom" was heard and he returned with a blue eye.
Then Sid went into darkness and two "boom"s were heard, and he returned with both eyes blue. So Vinetou asks: "Why did my white brother Sid step twice on the same rake?"

 

[Jawz II]

id ask for a loaded machinegun

 

[Pentium]

Or just a spear and give them a tank.

 

[CIVPhilzilla]

It was okay.

 

[expeliarmus]

Lol, quite a good joke. But why not ask to not be eaten? That's the easiest way.
Because when the season of the strawberries arrives, what will happen? food for the cannibals, hehe.

 

[~Corsair#01~]

Lol, quite a good joke. But why not ask to not be eaten? That's the easiest way.

Wouldn't stop them throwing you into the fire.

 

[New York Knicks]

Stupid. Made no sense at first.

 

[The Person]

At least waiting for the strawberries gives him time to escape.

 

[Dreadnought]

They'll pobably get hungry and eat him anyway

 

[Princeps]

I would ask for them to blindfold themselves, give me a very sharp knife, and ignore any screams they hear while blindfolded.

Thats three wishes

 

[The Omega]

Thats three wishes

Well, I'll say it really fast so it sounds like one wish.