I've copyed the script for the military advisor, so we can thing for things to have Chesty say, Chestyism are prefered but if there's not one that fits we can think of something Chesty might of said for that ocation.
___________________________________________________________________________MILITARY STATEMENTS
#comment __________________________________________________Barbarians
#SUMMARY_BARBARIAN_EXPLOSION_CITY
#advisor Military Surprised
We have heard reports of a massive barbarian uprising near $CITY0!
#BARBARIAN_CAPTURE_CITY_PRODUCTION
#map_center 0
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 0
$CITY0 has been $LINK<pillaged=GCON_Barbarians> by the $BARBARIAN1s!
Our work on $IMPROVEMENT_WONDER_OR_UNIT2 has been destroyed!
#BARBARIAN_CAPTURE_CITY_POPULATION
#map_center 0
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 0
$CITY0 has been $LINK<pillaged=GCON_Barbarians> by the $BARBARIAN1 tribe!
Some of our people were lost!
#BARBARIAN_CAPTURE_CITY_GOLD
#map_center 0
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 0
$CITY0 was $LINK<ransacked=GCON_Barbarians> by $BARBARIAN1 tribe!
They have carried away $NUM0 gold! We [must build] our military!
#BARBARIAN_DESTROY_WALLS
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 0
$CITY1 has been attacked by $BARBARIAN2s! They have destroyed the city walls!
Let us build up our army, sir. Please!
#COLONY_BARBS
#advisor Military Angry
Our $RESOURCE0 colony was overrun by a tribe of $BARBARIAN1s. We should be protecting our colonies better!
#COLONY_CIV
#advisor Military Angry
Our $RESOURCE0 colony near $CITY2 was overrun by the evil $CIVNOUN1. We should be protecting our colonies!;
#comment ______________________________________________________________________________________Conquest and Loss
#WE_CONVERT_CITY
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Happy
$RULER_TITLE0, the loyal citizens of $CITY1 have $LINK<overthrown=GCON_Conversion> their oppressors and have pledged allegiance to us!
They yearn to be with us.
#itemlist
Great! Install a new governor.
We don't want $CITY1. Rebuff the rebels.
#WE_CONVERT_CITY_WITH_WONDER
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Happy
$RULER_TITLE0, the citizens of $CITY1 have $LINK<overthrown=GCON_Conversion>their oppressors and pledged allegiance to us!
^And I am honored to report that the city contains $WONDER3!
#itemlist
Wow! Install a new governor.
Don't want $CITY1. Rebuff the rebels.
#THEY_REFUSED_TO_CONVERT_CITY
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Happy
$RULER_TITLE0, the people of $CITY1 have risen up in revolt and $LINK<pledged
allegiance=GCON_Conversion> to the $CIVNOUN3!
^However, the $CIVADJ2 government refuses to acknowledge their claim!
^Thus, we have regained control of $CITY1!
#THEY_CONVERT_CITY
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 2
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^The people of $CITY1 have $LINK<deposed=GCON_Conversion> our governor and pledged allegiance to the treacherous $CIVNOUN2!
^Word is, the people of $CITY1 "admire" the so called "culture" of the $CIVNOUN2... Imagine.
#THEY_CONVERT_CITY_WITH_WONDER
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 2
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^The people of $CITY1 have $LINK<deposed=GCON_Conversion> our governor and pledged allegiance to the treacherous $CIVNOUN2!
^Because of this treachery, $RULER_TITLE0, we have lost control of $WONDER3!
#WE_DESTROY_CITY_GOLD
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Happy
$RULER_TITLE0, once again our magnificent armies are [victorious!]
^We have destroyed $CITY1 and "liberated" $NUM0 gold.
#THEY_DESTROY_CITY_GOLD
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^The evil $CIVNOUN2 have stolen [$NUM0 gold] from $CITY1 and burned it to the ground!
^They should pay dearly for this atrocity!
#WE_CAPTURE_CITY_GOLD
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Happy
$RULER_TITLE0, once again our magnificent armies are [victorious!]
^We captured $CITY1 and "liberated" $NUM0 gold.
#itemlist
Great! Install a new governor.
We don't want it. Raze the city!
#SEIZE_CITY_WITH_WONDER
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Happy
$RULER_TITLE0, once again our magnificent armies are victorious!
^We captured $CITY1 from which we "liberated" $NUM0 gold.
^And I am honored to report that we now control $WONDER3!
#itemlist
Great! Install a new governor.
We don't want it. Raze the city!
#THEY_RAZE_CITY_GOLD
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 2
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^The evil $CIVNOUN2 have stolen [$NUM0 gold] from $CITY1 and burned it to the ground!
^They should pay dearly for this atrocity!
#CITY_RAZED_WITH_WONDER
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^$CITY1 was razed by the [evil $CIVNOUN2!]
^They have stolen [$NUM0 gold] from its vaults and [destroyed $WONDER3!]
^They are beasts, and must be dealt with harshly.
#THEY_CAPTURE_CITY_GOLD
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
#wave 2
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^$CITY1 was captured by the [evil $CIVNOUN2!]
^They have stolen [$NUM0 gold] from its vaults.
#CITY_LOST_WITH_WONDER
#map_center 1
#advisor Military Angry
Terrible news, $RULER_TITLE0!
^The [evil $CIVNOUN2] have captured $CITY1 -- along with $WONDER3!
^They have also stolen [$NUM0 gold] from its vaults.
^We must make them pay!
#comment ____________________________________________________________________________________Game Rules
#RESISTERS
#map_center 2
#advisor Military Angry
$RULER_TITLE0, there $<#0:is:are> $NUM0 $<#0:resister:resisters> in $CITY1.
^We should garrison $CITY1 with strong units to quell the stinking resistance.
#comment _____________________________________________________________________________________MILITARY GAMESTOPPERS
#CIV_DESTROYED_BY_PLAYER
#advisor Military Happy
#text
We have destroyed the $CULTURAL_LEVEL3 $CIVNOUN0, $RULER_TITLE2.
#itemlist
What's the big picture?
Good! They deserved it. Carry on...
#active 1
#DISBAND
#xs 320
#advisor Military Surprised
Disband $UNIT0?
^All due respect, but offense [is] the best defense.
^Are you sure?
#itemlist
Yes, we need to!
No. Maybe you are right, advisor.
#UPGRADE
#xs 320
#advisor Military Happy
Upgrade $UNIT0 to $UNIT1 for $NUM0 gold?
#itemlist
Yes.
No.
#NO_UNITS_TO_UPGRADE_ALL
#advisor Military Sad
We have not a single $UNIT0 which can be upgraded!
#NO_GOLD_TO_UPGRADE_ALL
#advisor Military Sad
We would need $NUM0 gold in order to complete all the upgrades!
#UPGRADE_ALL
#advisor Military Happy
Upgrade each $UNIT0 ($NUM0 total) for $NUM1 gold?
#itemlist
Yes.
No.
#CONFIRMWAR
#advisor Military Angry
Let us destroy them, sir!
#itemlist
You're right! They [are] scum!
No. We should respect our neighbors.
#active 1
#OURNUKEFAILED
#advisor Military Angry
Our [expensive] nuclear missile was intercepted by their +#@%! @+!#% [SDI Defense!]
#THEIRNUKEFAILEDBYUS
#advisor Military Happy
One of the $CIVADJ0 nuclear missiles was destroyed by our [superior SDI missile Defense system!]
#THEIRNUKEFAILEDBYOTHERS
#advisor Military Sad
The $CIVADJ0 nuke was shot down by the $CIVADJ1 SDI Defense!