All Achieving Zeus

nthexwn

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176 of 176 (100%) Achievements Earned

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There's something about gaming achievements that drives my brain into a hopeless obsession. For whatever reason, after buying Civ5 late last year, I've been hellbent on getting every achievement for both the base game and DLC.

Well... 1,000 hours of playtime, a dozen GOTMs, one failed attempt at quitting, and a Polycast guest spot later (thanks DanQ!) I've finally done it. Wheeeeeeee!

I'd like to have my life back now, lol.

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While this is mostly public boasting in an effort to avoid the anti-climax of bearing witness to the lonely pointlessness of my accomplishment, I'd like to keep the post relevant to the forum in some way. As such, I'd like to offer advice to anybody attempting this feat on their own. If there are any achievements that you're stuck on or can't figure out a workable strategy for, let me know and I'll see if I can help you out!

-xwn
 
Let me congratulate you with your achievement. Sure, it's pointless, but so is playing civ in the first place.

I just have a couple of achievements, because I'm mostly playing with mods. Too bad, because I like the achievements.
 
Purchasing tiles: Is that per completed game or can one, say, save a late game where one has hordes of cash, complete it normally, then go back to the save multiple times and settle+purchase tiles?

Least favorite and most favorite Civ?

Least favorite and most favorite achievement?
 
That's more than 10 hours a day over a two week period.

I know, right? A lot of that is just accumulated AFK time from when I leave the computer and go to school/work/gym/store/girlfriend's, but still, when I'm home I've been playing this game like it's my full time job. Thank god I'm on summer break now! :P

Dude, you should seriously consider joining CivAnonymous (http://www.civanon.org/home.shtml)

ROFL. That picture is priceless.

Which were the most difficult?

Two come to mind from the latest DLC:

•All Achieving Zeus (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showpost.php?p=10837777&postcount=38)

•Taekwon-DOH! (The scenario goes by team combat points, and China usually ends up mauling the invading Japanese units. Had to thwart my own teammate by blocking Wu's forces with a wall of scouts, haha)

Whoah! Great work mate. :D

Thanks :)
 
Purchasing tiles: Is that per completed game or can one, say, save a late game where one has hordes of cash, complete it normally, then go back to the save multiple times and settle+purchase tiles?

I believe that works, yes. Same for all the other numerical achievements. Get a rediculously huge economy going in a quick pace settler game, then set everything up to happen all at once. Spawn a great general, build a few dozen roads, buy a ton of tiles, chop down a ton of forests, build a bunch of temples, and win, all on the same turn. Then reload that save and do it again 10-20 times and you'll have all of those achievements a couple hundred hours earlier than you would from standard play.

Least favorite and most favorite Civ?

Least Favorite: Suleiman (I never find myself building the unique units, and the unique action only nets you a couple of triremes in a standard game, if you're lucky)
Most Favorite: Pachacuti (Trade routes are nearly free, and combat is way easier in hills)

Least favorite and most favorite achievement?

Least Favorite: Barbary Pirate (A very boring game of hide-and-seek)
Most Favorite: All Achieving Zeus (Aptly named, and glad to be done!)
 
How did you get "turtle power"? I've never even seen an AI ironclad.

Also:

"He threw a car at my head!". I firmly believe it is impossible. I've tried gaming it, but Barbarians simply don't seem to attack cities.
 
How did you get "turtle power"? I've never even seen an AI ironclad.

Also:

"He threw a car at my head!". I firmly believe it is impossible. I've tried gaming it, but Barbarians simply don't seem to attack cities.

I have seen a couple AI Ironclads. You have to keep an eye on the Civs that have just reached Industrial. Problems is I never have enough ships to screen all the coastal cities.
 
Just build one yourself, gift it to a city-state, and then blow it up! :)

@Ravellion: It's been a long time since I got the barbarians to "ransom" a city. I believe all they really do is attack it and steal some gold. (If you have any) Can't recall whether the city has to reach zero health or not first. I do seem to remember it had to be a second city and not your capitol for the achievement though. I'd suggest raging barbarians, quick pace, quick combat, settling a second city, hitting the next turn button repeatedly, and waiting to see what happens. Be sure to delete all of your units and don't improve any tiles so the barbs have absolutely nothing to do but attack the city. Also, don't bombard them, just let em' do their thing. Pretty sure that's how I got it, and hope it still works!
 
Since you're conscientious enough to recognize the special fruitlessness of whoring achievements, I would love to pick your brain a little.

Are there other things outside of gaming you find yourself obsessing over?

Do you have any other hobbies where you have mastered some achievement? Perhaps you're Magic: The Gathering World Champion or have won money playing competitive Starcraft or CounterStrike? A stamp collection that rivals museums?

If you can imagine the life you lived prior to 1000 hours of Civ5, would you say you would have enjoyed 1000 hours of Civ5 without the achievement system motivating you?

Would you describe the hold achievements have on your psyche as a curse? Or would you say it's the game development version of getting people hooked on crack? Do you feel preyed upon or exploited in any way?

If you had a cybernetic servant at you disposal who could do any physical or mental task on your behalf for 1000 hours, what would you assign it to do? It could go to work and do your job, learn how to play the piano for your brain, fold your laundry, learn Chinese, whatever. It's a genie that grants a wish in the form of 1000 hours. In other words, what tasks would you like to avoid 1000 hours worth of, or what activities do you wish you could invest 1000 hours into?
 
Since you're conscientious enough to recognize the special fruitlessness of whoring achievements, I would love to pick your brain a little.

Ahahahah, sure, I'll bite. ;)

Are there other things outside of gaming you find yourself obsessing over? Do you have any other hobbies where you have mastered some achievement? Perhaps you're Magic: The Gathering World Champion or have won money playing competitive Starcraft or CounterStrike? A stamp collection that rivals museums?

I was diagnosed with OCD a long time ago, but these days I try not to waste time organizing things past the point of expected returns on time saved. That said, when I choose to do things, I often wind up taking them to the extreme.

For instance, when I'm studying for school or (rarely) reading for enjoyment, I often find myself reading everywhere. Once I start, I'll keep right on reading that sucker out the door and across the street. (With the occasional upward glance to avoid getting run over by traffic)

When I got into biking last year I stuck to my routine, even when it meant riding through the snow and getting icicles stuck to my beard:
Spoiler :
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When I was doing the online dating thing I'd spend as much time on OKCupid as I've been spending on Civ5 lately. It became a very serious obsession where I'd pull out my phone and check the website during every idle moment of my daily routine to check my messages.

I like math, so I took calculus 3 for fun (not needed for degree), and statistics twice, just to get the concepts down better. (Even though I got a 4.0 the first time.) I work as a math tutor now. Most people seem to hate math, so clearly there's something comparatively nuts going on upstairs, lol...

My newest obsession is rock-climbing. I haven't "mastered" it yet (very few people have), but I'm already hitting up Vertical World 3-4 times a week, bouldering v5, and have a morning pull-up routine when I get to the bus-stop. People like to honk at me and give me funny looks, but *shrug*

If you can imagine the life you lived prior to 1000 hours of Civ5, would you say you would have enjoyed 1000 hours of Civ5 without the achievement system motivating you?

Would you describe the hold achievements have on your psyche as a curse? Or would you say it's the game development version of getting people hooked on crack? Do you feel preyed upon or exploited in any way?

I would still have enjoyed Civ5, but the achievements really gave me some direction in the game as to what to accomplish next. I have a hard time functioning without that. In most games you beat the single player, then you beat it on the hardest difficulty, and then you try to beat everybody else online. Civ 5 isn't like that, so the achievements work well I think.

Clearly not everybody goes insane though (many of the achievements are still rounding down to 0% of the playerbase having done then), so I only have myself to blame for letting it go this far. Now I must find the strength to avoid purchasing the next DLC and borking up the rest of my schedule. Heh.

If you had a cybernetic servant at you disposal who could do any physical or mental task on your behalf for 1000 hours, what would you assign it to do? It could go to work and do your job, learn how to play the piano for your brain, fold your laundry, learn Chinese, whatever. It's a genie that grants a wish in the form of 1000 hours. In other words, what tasks would you like to avoid 1000 hours worth of, or what activities do you wish you could invest 1000 hours into?

Could I get it to eat for me? Better yet, could I be the cybernetic servant so I don't have to? I hate having to stop and fuel myself 3-5 times per day. It's such an inconvenience!
 
Just build one yourself, gift it to a city-state, and then blow it up! :)

@Ravellion: It's been a long time since I got the barbarians to "ransom" a city. I believe all they really do is attack it and steal some gold. (If you have any) Can't recall whether the city has to reach zero health or not first. I do seem to remember it had to be a second city and not your capitol for the achievement though. I'd suggest raging barbarians, quick pace, quick combat, settling a second city, hitting the next turn button repeatedly, and waiting to see what happens. Be sure to delete all of your units and don't improve any tiles so the barbs have absolutely nothing to do but attack the city. Also, don't bombard them, just let em' do their thing. Pretty sure that's how I got it, and hope it still works!
Simply the fact that it was hard, made it an interesting challenge. In the end, I made it by settling a fourth city really in the middle of nowhere. Only then was it attacked by a sufficient number of barbs to hit it to 0 hp and get the achievement.
 
Simply the fact that it was hard, made it an interesting challenge. In the end, I made it by settling a fourth city really in the middle of nowhere. Only then was it attacked by a sufficient number of barbs to hit it to 0 hp and get the achievement.

Nice! So you got it then? :)
 
I appreciate your candor. Most people wish they had the kind of drive that would allow them to do pull ups, study math, and stop eating.

A local bar where I live has 50 different beers from around the world, they distribute cards that allow you to check them off as you drink each one. When you finish the card they ring a bell, give you a tshirt and put your name on a plack. This system ruthlessly exploits the part of my brain that enjoys checking things off a to-do list and is quite similar to the achievement system ubiquitous in games now. I'm much less obliged to participate in the digital one, though in practice they're both horrendous uses of time and money.
 
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