Alphabet Soup

[BorderPatrol]

I wanna try something like the one-word story thing but let's make it interesting <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/cwm40.gif" border=0> , and let's give it some structure.

Here are the guidelines:

1- Each post is the next word in the sentence that is going or start a new sentence if the previous one has just ended.
2- Each word has to fit in the sentence grammatically. There has to be a complete subject and predicate.
3- Each sentence has to follow the same idea as the previous sentence unless you are starting a new paragraph, which still has to fit within the story.
4- filler words like is, was, the, a, etc. don't count, just put them in where they fit before or after your word.
5- I will be judge if we need to decide on whether or not a post fits within these guidelines.
6- Most importantly have fun! That's what this is for! <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/biggrin.gif" border=0>

edit: silly me: I forgot to add the guideline to go alphabetically! That is what makes it alphabet soup. It makes you think too. <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0>

Ok, I will start us off with an interesting adjective <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/groucho-marx.gif" border=0> :

Abhorrent

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[gjts00]

Abhorrent fathers-in-law

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Listen, strange women lying around in ponds, distributing swords is no basis for a system government.

 

[Dark X 101]

Abhorrent fathers-in-law have sex with

 

[BorderPatrol]

gjts I like the way you included the previous part of the story in your post along with your adition. However, I was thinking more along the lines of going alphabetically. Perhaps you could think of a word that starts with "B" that would fit here?

edit: I see DarkX posted while I was posting. Perhaps we can start over and go alphabetically? I hope that is not to much trouble...

Abhorrent b________

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Abhorrent bombs c-------

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CoH: Back, after a long hibernation with many fat, lady hippos and daily donut delivery.

 

[BlueMonday]

Abhorrent Border Patrol...HEH HEH HEH, what? It's alphabetic. Oh fine, I'll change it.

Abhorrent backstabbing...

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[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Abhhorrent backstabing ****s d----

 

[BorderPatrol]

ok if two people post at the same time like that just pick one, and whoever got left out just jumb right back in adding on to the story.

edit: ok xeven posted while I was typing <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/smile.gif" border=0> Good job xeven, btw <IMG SRC="http://forums.civfanatics.com/ubb/goodwork.gif" border=0> Hippo, feel free to jump back in since your post got skipped.

2nd edit: good! good! hippo! I am glad to see we are posting so feverishly

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Abhorrent Backstabbing ****s Drank e-------

 

[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Abhorrent backstabind ****s drank enough to

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[BorderPatrol]

Abhorrent Backstabbing ****s Drank enough to fill g____

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[animepornstar]

Abhorrent Backstabbing ****s Drank enough to fill gallons h____

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[Warlord56]

Abhorrent Backstabbing ****s Drank enough to fill gallons of heavy i_____

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[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Abhorrent ****s Drank Enough to Fill Gallons of Heavy Isometric J-----

(jugs? J,K,L is going to suck!)

 

[xeven_god_of_helsibahr]

Abhorrent ****s Drank Enough to Fill Gallons of Heavy Isometric Jugs. Period. NEXT SENTENCE!

 

[Cunobelin Of Hippo]

Kwickly, I L--------------

 

[goodbye_mr_bond]

Abhorrent ****s Drank Enough to Fill Gallons of Heavy Isometric Jugs. Kwickly I licked their m_____

 

[BlueMonday]

DAMMIT These things always end up this way. BTW, this is much funnier than I expected. Anyways...

Abhorrent ****s Drank Enough to Fill Gallons of Heavy Isometric Jugs. Kwickly I licked their mazza balls.

Period, now try not to get all sixteen and horny on us.


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[KnightOfNi]

Abhorrent ****s Drank Enough to Fill Gallons of Heavy Isometric Jugs. Kwickly I licked their mazza balls. Naughty o----

 

[BorderPatrol]

Abhorrent Backstabbing ****s Drank Enough to Fill Gallons of Heavy Isometric Jugs. Kwickly I licked their mazza balls. Naughty Oliver p--

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