Alterative Song lyrics.

[Sixchan]

Have you ever written any? I often do to pass the time. Here's one I made earlier. It's my Anthem to War.

Imagine (Altered lyrics)

Imagine there's no Freedom
It's easy if you try
No-one disobeying
Whoever does shall die.
Imagine all the people
Livin' just for me!

Imagine no posessions
Isn't hard to do
Give us your money
Or we'll kill you
Imagine all the people
Working for just one!

You may say, that I am evil,
but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day, you'll join us
And the world will live under one!

Imagine there's no countries
I wonder if you can.
The entire world
Ruled by just one man
Imagine all the people
Slaves, to those who rule!

You may say, that I am evil,
but I'm not the only one.
I hope some day, you'll join us
And the world will live under one!


And the love song I wrote for Becka some time back:

$1,000,000,000,000

If I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I would buy you a nation
(I would buy you a nation)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I'd buy you a navy for your nation
(Mabye an Aircraft carrier or a Battleship)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I would buy you a panzer
(A nice reliant German tank)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
I'd buy your love...

Chorus1:
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
I'd build a palace in our yard
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
The serfs'd do it it wouldn't be that hard
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
Mabye we could even hide some ICBMs in there somewhere.
Spoken: We could just go in there and press buttons.
Like, open the door, and there would be pre-refined Uranium laid out for us, with little tactical nuckes too.
Do we have SDI defenses?
Yeah!

If I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I would buy you a fur coat
(Ahh what the hell, I'll just buy Greenland)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
Well I'd buy you an exotic pet
(Yep, like every animal in London zoo)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I'd refine all the nuclear waste
(And nuke everyone else to hell)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
I'd buy your love...

Chorus2:
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
We wouldn't have to walk to the store
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
We'd build it in the throne room cause it costs more
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
We wouldn't have to eat kraft dinner
Spoken: But we couldn't anyway because we'd have nuked the factory!
Good point, but we could build one and eat whatever we want!
Mmm.

If I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I would buy you a green dress
(I'd buy you every dress I think)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I would buy you some art
(Madame Tussauds or Tate Modern)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
(If I had $1,000,000,000,000)
I'd buy you a country
(Haven't you always wanted a country?)

And if I had $1,000,000,000,000
I'd buy your love...

If I had $1,000,000,000,000
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
If I had $1,000,000,000,000
Spoken: I'd be evil!


Add your own, and make this thraed FUN!

 

[Becka]

Originally posted by Sixchan
And the love song I wrote for Becka some time back:

$1,000,000,000,000

Aww, you remembered.

Here's something for me not being evil anymore.


Adios Days
Originally by Pat Green, fixed by me

Adios days as an evil dictator
My nights on the council are gone
Cheating is dead; and flogging ain't legal
And me, I'm not evil anymore

I'm not evil anymore

I used to have nights plotting world domination
And being the only harem girl
Now I'm too old for harassing, to far gone for conquering
And I don't oppress people anymore

Adios days as an evil dictator
My nights on the council are gone
Cheating is dead; and flogging ain't legal
And me, I'm not evil anymore

I once was once at the right hand of Sixchan the ruthless
He led an empire of fate
I'd rule all day long from the back of my palace
At night time they'd punish the strays

Well, he hated the good guys, cussed all the heroes
Said they'd lead us to fall
Now they have secret agents, the bad guys are dying
Guess we weren't too far from wrong

Adios days as an evil dictator
My nights on the council are gone
Cheating is dead; and flogging ain't legal
And me, I'm not evil anymore

Adios days as an evil dictator
My nights on the council are gone
Cheating is dead; and flogging ain't legal
And me, I'm not evil anymore

I'm not evil anymore

 

[Sixchan]

Woo! I got called Ruthless!

 

[Ohwell]

Rename thread to: Evil Council's evil songs!

I saw Beckas at Gamecatcher... not evill enough! I like that one you made here, Sixchan!

 

[animepornstar]

i fought the law - the clash


spammin threads in the forum
i fought the mods and the mods won
i needed postcount 'cause i had none
i fought the mods and the mods won

i made a poll and i got a ban
thinks my troll is fun
a second name from a german band
i fought the mods and the mods won
i fought the mods and the

flammin people with some gay-names
i fought the mods and the mods won
i lost my posts and I lost account
i fought the mods and the mods won

i made a poll and i got a ban
think my troll is fun
a second name from a german band
i fought the mods and the mods won
i fought the mods and the

i fought the mods and the mods won
i fought the mods and the

 

[scorch]

hahah, that was classic.

 

[Jason Fox]

Sgt. Pepper - (like you couldn't have guessed)


Over twenty weeks ago today
Firaxis finally let us play
And we’ve been busy taking over lands
And making enhancement demands

So now I introduce to you
eventually to be released
Sid Meier’s Civ3 XP CD

I’m Sid Meier’s Civ3 XP CD
I hope you’ll run out and buy me
I’m Sid Meier’s Civ3 XP CD
I know some think I should be free

Sid Meier’s next CD
Featuring some MP
Sid Meier’s Civ3 XP CD

I hope that you will like this
and all the brand new civs
You’re such lovely gamers, it’s true
I hope you’ll take me home with you
I’d love it if you do

I don’t really want to tell you more
of the new things that I have in store
But I’m promising turnless MP
and a bunch of other stuff, you’ll see

So let me introduce to you
at a show this month I will debut
Sid Meier’s Civ3 XP CD

 

[Apollo]

Originally posted by Jason Fox
Sgt. Pepper - (like you couldn't have guessed)

That's great! I bet the Firaxis people would like to see it.

 

[Sixchan]

Woah, that was great! Send it to them, and see if they use it in marketing!

 

[Dominix]

Uh here's something I wrote for a writing class:

Altered lyrics of Elton John's Can you feel the love tonight:

Can you smell your feet tonight?

There's a sigh of relief
With a deodorant spray
When the smell of some stinky socks
Can’t be turned away
An accursed moment
And it sees me through
It's enough for this unyielding lover
To run away from you

Chorus
And can you smell your feet tonight?
All covered in smut
It's enough for this wide-eyed wanderer
To spew out his guts
And can you smell your feet tonight?
As it's brought from rest
It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Stand up and protest

There's a time for everyone
If you only see
That the stench of your reeking soles
Makes me want to flee
There's a perfect reason
To this sudden flight
When the nose of this faithful follower
Is threatened by this blight

Chorus

It's enough to make kings and vagabonds
Stand up and protest