Ambiguous Traffic Signs

[WillJ]

Nothing's more frustrating than seeing a traffic sign and not knowing what in the world it's supposed to mean. So here's your chance to make your own explanations! [Note: Search Google for "traffic signs" to see plenty of sites with images of trafffic signs. Here's one.]

I'll start:

Walking with a limp prohibited.

All persons in traditional Roman courts must be executed.

For God's sake, get some sleep!

Abstract art ahead; use caution.

 

[Eastern Knight]

4 Red X's, that's some interesting traffic signs.

 

[Bacon King]

Originally posted by Eastern Knight
4 Red X's, that's some interesting traffic signs.

I see them fine..

 

[Eastern Knight]

Nope, tried 3 times, still four red x's.

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Eastern Knight
4 Red X's, that's some interesting traffic signs.

Well, it works for me...

 

[Strider]

Beware of rolling out of control cars

 

[.:KNAS:.]

Beware of mafia hitmen

Lesbian crossing

 

[Ankka]

Those are really funny ones!

 

[Rout]

No Australians

Caution, Bank Holiday!

Caution, stunts

 

[Rout]

Boring car zone

Weak bridge

Red light district

 

[WillJ]

Astronaut crossing.

Mystery sign! Feeling lucky?

This is a road. Drive on it, dumbass!

Circus ahead. Be on the lookout for side show freaks.

LegoMan ahead; upper body missing.

 

[Goober]

Hehehe, those are great. I can see we have a mix of roadside signs, and Park Wilderness signs . . .

 

[Benderino]

There's one on the next block from me that says:

Deaf
CAUTION
Children

But I guess it's supposed to be read "Caution, deaf children"

It always makes me chuckle.

 

[Ankka]

Yeah, those kind of signs are weird which have a text in the middle but aren't supposed to be read in the order they are written in....

 

[Crowpocalyptic1]

I'm always fond of the one that tells me about the Slow Children Playing... why would they tell you about them? Why don't they tell me about the quick children playing?

 

[Benderino]

Originally posted by Crowpocalyptic1
I'm always fond of the one that tells me about the Slow Children Playing... why would they tell you about them? Why don't they tell me about the quick children playing?

exactly!

See, he gets it!

 

[Achinz]

In the same vein:

"SLOW MEN AT WORK"

"SLIPPERY WHEN WET"

For the foreigner driver in France, "Toutes directions".

 

[cgannon64]

Please jump over all slowly falling trucks.

Beware! Pink triangles ahead!

Beware! Dangerous gigantic bicycles ahead!

Warning: Doors ahead.

(For both) Drunk drivers ahead.

What if Jesus...was a railroad track...?

Caution: Fleeing illegal immigrants! (its from california...)

Grab it while you can!

 

[warmwaffles]

You know I always chuckle when i see the sign that says "CAUTION, SLOW CHILDREN AT PLAY."

 

[T-hawk]

Sign I saw on a bus a few weeks ago:

NO EATING SMOKING DRINKING PETS