Ann Coulter in Star Wars

[pboily]

"The liberals hate Darth Vader just for being a strong leader and trying to preserve traditional values in the Empire. [...] these Blame The Empire First liberals would rather cheer known smuggler Han Solo (how do we know he doesn't smuggle drugs in the Millennium Falcon? Or worse, steroids? I mean, look at all the hair on Chewbacca's back) and that twisted pervert Luke who tries to kill his father and wants to sleep with his sister, and the so-called Rebel Alliance, which is nothing more than a bunch of terrorists with good PR. Their idea of a dream world is the ice planet Hoth, where there is never a threat of global warming. And why do the liberals bash the Death Star so much? At least it put people to work instead of having them stand around waiting for a welfare check. Repeat after me: Death Stars don't kill people, people kill people. Not that the residents of Alderaan were necessarily people in the sense they possessed the same DNA and precious stem cells as us. But how do we know they wouldn't have destroyed Tatooine if Darth hadn't launched his preemptive attack?"

- Jim Caple, parodying Ann Coulter on ESPN

 

[SuperBeaverInc.]

Nice find pboily

 

[Tycoon101]

Unluckily, it so true!

 

[Evil Tyrant]

The Alderaanians had it coming. It is known that these so called "pacifists" were secretly supporting the rebellion against our august and glorious Emperor. A princess of their royal house was often flying about in her spaceship trying to stir up discontent within the Empire. In spite of this, she retained her rank as princess on Alderaan, if the Alderaan government was truly loyal, she would have been stripped of her rank and imprisoned. It is also known that she stole top secret plans for an Imperial battlestation, and placed these in the hands of rebel leaders, causing the deaths of over a million loyal Imperial soldiers.

 

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"The liberals hate Darth Vader just for being a strong leader and trying to preserve traditional values in the Empire. [...] these Blame The Empire First liberals would rather cheer known smuggler Han Solo (how do we know he doesn't smuggle drugs in the Millennium Falcon? Or worse, steroids? I mean, look at all the hair on Chewbacca's back) and that twisted pervert Luke who tries to kill his father and wants to sleep with his sister, and the so-called Rebel Alliance, which is nothing more than a bunch of terrorists with good PR. Their idea of a dream world is the ice planet Hoth, where there is never a threat of global warming. And why do the liberals bash the Death Star so much? At least it put people to work instead of having them stand around waiting for a welfare check. Repeat after me: Death Stars don't kill people, people kill people. Not that the residents of Alderaan were necessarily people in the sense they possessed the same DNA and precious stem cells as us. But how do we know they wouldn't have destroyed Tatooine if Darth hadn't launched his preemptive attack?"

- Jim Caple, parodying Ann Coulter on ESPN

 

[Snow]

That's pretty good. Does this Jim Caple have anymore stuff like that?

 

[Dreadnought]

 

[Leatherneck]

Personnally I wan to see Ann in the little get-up the Jabba the Hut had Leia in that time.

 

[Aramazd]

"The liberals hate Darth Vader just for being a strong leader and trying to preserve traditional values in the Empire. [...] these Blame The Empire First liberals would rather cheer known smuggler Han Solo (how do we know he doesn't smuggle drugs in the Millennium Falcon? Or worse, steroids? I mean, look at all the hair on Chewbacca's back) and that twisted pervert Luke who tries to kill his father and wants to sleep with his sister, and the so-called Rebel Alliance, which is nothing more than a bunch of terrorists with good PR. Their idea of a dream world is the ice planet Hoth, where there is never a threat of global warming. And why do the liberals bash the Death Star so much? At least it put people to work instead of having them stand around waiting for a welfare check. Repeat after me: Death Stars don't kill people, people kill people. Not that the residents of Alderaan were necessarily people in the sense they possessed the same DNA and precious stem cells as us. But how do we know they wouldn't have destroyed Tatooine if Darth hadn't launched his preemptive attack?"

- Jim Caple, parodying Ann Coulter on ESPN

that is great