Atzin's house of barters!

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That only means that we are neighbors. That is a different cave. See?
*Almightyjosh notices the words 'The Catholic Republican' on the cave with the crude buffalo picture*
Besides, I need the sword, in case my two lightsabers break (they take alot of time to fix). Not only that, but I made the sword. *Almightyjosh notices the letters Z-A-R-N on the sword. Don't mess with a jedi master. The lightsabers also have my name on it. Actually, I am making a lightsaber right now. If you want it, you can have it, when I am finished. I also need a padawan.
 
*AJ points out that the Z-A-R-N was crudely scratched on by ZARN about 30 seconds ago. He then proceeds to remove the blade from the handle and displays the intricately carved
MADE IN ASPHINXIA
label on the inside.*
 
So intellegent for a caveman (Most cavemen would fall for it and believe that the sword was not his/hers). I am willing to take you on as my Padawan, but it won't be easy. Your lightsaber should be completed tomorrow, if you accept. Otherwise it would go to someone else.
 
Here is your first lesson. A jedi always has patience, my apprentice. Mediate, AJ.

A waterskin and a club for these two pots, EA.
 
Originally posted by Almightyjosh
I have some Magic Beans to trade!! I also have a ring that has some strange runes inscibed on it, you can only see them when you throw it into a fire though. Don't think it's worth much. Any takers?

EA, what can I give you for a water skin, a net and MY copper sword?
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Sorry for the delay, I was out in the wilderness searching for more stuff to barter. Where is that assistant of mine?!? anyway... hmmm...yes, yes, let's see now..hmm... ahemm.. nice ring, put in on the table, I dare not tuch it...magic beans you say? well..let's have a look now, oh...yes..I know these, very special they are....I'll trade you these items for the net and the water skin. Now, about the sword, since it's yours it's quite valuable..a fine warrior like yourself has no doubt used this item countless times... I'll offer you..let me check what I've got...hmmm..maybe...yes. why not. (searches in the bags he brought from the wilderness) perhaps you'd be interested in these fine leather and bronce boots, finely crafted from a sacrified balrog, enchanted by the wild Luatha tribes to the north, they are quite magical..you can pass thru swamps and walk light as a feather with them. How about it?

Ehecatl Atzin
 
Originally posted by Zarn

...A waterskin and a club for these two pots, EA. [/B]
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Hmmm..let's see...quite astonishing, especially since we haven't discovered potery yet!...quite crude they are...are you sure they can support water inside them?...hmmm (looks at the second pot quite closely) this one is chipped at the rim...look at this.. tisk tisk...poor craftsmanship, surely made by the Israthlies from the east...I'll give you the fishing net for both of them. Do you agree?

Ehecatl Atzin
 
Originally posted by Civanator
I'll give you a Deluxe Package of Vegitables from my store if you can get me a golden sword.
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Vegetables huh? ....I can always get them from the groceries. What do your vegetables have that are better? let's have a look...a golden sword is quite expensive to attain and only the finests warriors should have them...it's worth more than a bag of onions..

Ehecatl Atzin
 
Originally posted by Ehecatl Atzin


Hmmm..let's see...quite astonishing, especially since we haven't discovered potery yet!...quite crude they are...are you sure they can support water inside them?...hmmm (looks at the second pot quite closely) this one is chipped at the rim...look at this.. tisk tisk...poor craftsmanship, surely made by the Israthlies from the east...I'll give you the fishing net for both of them. Do you agree?

Ehecatl Atzin
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Yes, they are from another civilization. In fact, it is the Israthlies. I wanted a waterskin and club, though.
 
Hmmm...let's see..what else do you have in those pockets of yours? perhaps a strange rock, a fine piece of flint? you have to offer something else besides chiped pots..a club alone is worth a cotton shirt at the least.

Ehecatl Atzin
 
These pots were made for the emperor of Israthlies. There are no pots in this nation or in the nation of the Israthlies. They were wiped out by barbarians. They destroyed all their pots. You could find out how to make them. I, for one, don't have the time.
 
Good, then, I´ll take it Civanator!

Ehecatl Atzin
 
Attention! Attention!!

Our recent visit from the Aztecs have given me the oportunity to barter objects with them! I have a new, shiny pure gold sword!! now....who wanted a golden sword?? I have one.

Also, we have some fine obsidian daggers, aparently used for sacrifice in those regions, I recomend using then to cut cucumbers..unless you want to sacrifice a worker somewhere..... They have a solid silver handle with jades at the tip, the blade is pure obsidian that shines velvet black like the moonless night. We have 3.

And we have many (haven't counted yet) huipils they call them, they are a fine garment for women. Made of 100% cotton, they are hand made and addorned with bright, clear colors that make out animals, plants, gods and different patterns. Any takers?

Ehecatl Atzin

PS don't forget, we still have Almightyjosh's sword on display (points at the box above the entrance) and up for barter.
 
Traded! here 'ya go!
Do you want a sleeve to go with it?

Ehecatl Atzin
 
what would you take for those golden rings?
how about this:puts down a dagger and a pair of leaather skin boot:

I need theem for my store
 
Rings? what rings? ooohh....the five golden rings bit? that was just a joke :D But we do have those obsidian blades, quite rare, made of pure silver and jade. They are among the finest things we have to offer. What's that now? you still want rings? hmmmm...let me check....ahhhh..yes..perhaps..(Ehecatl runs to back of the store and comes back with a paper envelope) ....Almightyjosh brought it in from one of his journeys..it had markings but they are now all but gone... it appears to be made of gold but I couldn't melt it. It has a strange power, I dare not touch it....but it is far more valuable than a dagger and some boots..care to offer something else?

Ehecatl Atzin
 
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