Blonde Joke

[Chieftess]

Why did the blonde democratic senator not go to work today?

Spoiler :

Because she heard there was a Liberal Leave policy in effect!

 

[sirtommygunn]

thats one dumb blond...

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

Why did the blonde democratic senator not go to work today?

Spoiler :

because she's running for president . . .

 

[Chieftess]

Spoiler :

because she's running for president . . .

You know, I didn't even have her in mind when I made that joke up. But it could probably fit.

 

[Swedishguy]

Sorry for asking, but shouldn't this joke fit better in "The hehe haha joke thread"?

EDIT: Ah, now I get it. This is about Blonde jokes. OK. Ignore this.

 

[Mirc]

Hey, which one of the 300 blonde jokes I know should I tell here?

 

[Eran of Arcadia]

All of them!

 

[Swedishguy]

I spotted a dead blondie with an MP3 player today. When I examined her I discovered that she had been listening to the MP3 player. I pressed "on" and heard this voice that said: "Breathe. Breathe. Breathe. Breathe."

 

[Heretic_Cata]

Here's some:

How do you sink a submarine full of blondes?

Spoiler :

You knock on the door.

What do you call a blonde with half a brain?

Spoiler :

Gifted.

What did the blonde call her pet zebra?

Spoiler :

Spot.

What do you call a blonde that has dyed her hair black?

Spoiler :

Artificial intelligence.

What was the blonde doing up in the tree?

Spoiler :

Raking leaves.

Did you hear the one about the blonde who had a bumper sticker that said, "ALL BLONDES AREN’T DUMB?"

Spoiler :

No one could read it because it was hung upside-down.

Why was the blonde so thrilled when she completed the puzzle in six months?

Spoiler :

The side of the box said up to three years.

 

[Paradigne]

Speaking of Hillary

Spoiler :

 

[plarq]

Speaking of Blond Joke, why not merge this into the one made by SuperBeaverInc?

 

[Steph]

A blonde has a garden with some trees she wants to cut down.

She goes to home depot, and the salesman shows here a very nice chainsaw, "that's the best chainsaw we have, with it you can cut a tree in just a few minutes"

She buys it, and come back a week later "This chainsaw doesn't work! It took me 5 days to cut just one small tree!"

The salesman decides to try it, pull on the trigger, and the chainsaw starts "RRRRRRRR"

"What's that noise?" asks the blonde.

 

[plarq]

That's an unusual blonde who can cut down the tree in five days.

 

[sirtommygunn]

clearly she tried using it like an axe and she did say "small tree"

 

[Swedishguy]

That's an unusual blonde who can cut down the tree in five days.

Originally it was a joke about a norwegian, but Steph couldn't think practically.

 

[Steph]

We can make a compromise and say she was a norwegian blonde.

I have another one.

A group of blondes is very upset with their reputation, so they decide to prove they are smart.

So 1000 blondes gather in a stadium, and invite some TV for a demonstration.

One of them is picked randomly, and has to answer a question in front of the TV.

"What is 17 + 26?"

"Hmm... I'm not sure... hmm 51?"

"I'm sorry, it's a wrong answer"

And 999 blondes shout "give her another chance! give her another chance!"

"Ok... What is 8 + 5 ?"

"Hmm... Err... I know! 17!"

"Wrong again"

And 999 blondes shout "give her another chance! give her another chance!"

"Ok, last one. 2 + 2 ?"

"Oh, you really have hard question... Hmm.... 4?"

And 999 blondes shout "give her another chance! give her another chance!"

 

[kristopherb]

2 women commiting suidiside (blonde and a brunett)via jumping of a biulding. which hit's the ground first?

Spoiler :

brunett.blonde,asks for directions and still is lookning for that biulding 3 years down the line(why don't just use the line hang herself

Its true that blondes have a better time but brunetts remember its was rubbish.