Bow to the the Sid

[Grand Cadfael]

Sid created the world ,he touched a C.D and caled it Civ 3 and then he said Let their be graphics and there was. It was good.
But we did not Know right gamimg from bad gaming so he gave us the great tales(A.K.A the manuels) to teach. Then he had his prohtets write the Lesser Tales (articles) he is wonderful and mighty Bow





Better?

disclaimer:This is not to be taken seriosuole

 

[Betrayed]

Errr.... How is this funny?
I personally see this as a spam thread...
If here is something funny, I can't see it.
No offence meant though.

 

[Tomoyo]

I don't get it.

 

[Grand Cadfael]

opps sorry

 

[Yuri2356]

I belive what he was trying to do was create a humourus blible-esque portion of scripture which pretains to Sid, implying that we (as Fanatics) have deified him. It would have been quite amusing if he'd managed to put togeather a longer section of text about how 'In the begining, there was microprose...' and 'the lord Sid did emblaze 'pon the devine CDs the rules.txt...' <-Things like that.

 

[Grand Cadfael]

I belive what he was trying to do was create a humourus blible-esque portion of scripture which pretains to Sid, implying that we (as Fanatics) have deified him. It would have been quite amusing if he'd managed to put togeather a longer section of text about how 'In the begining, there was microprose...' and 'the lord Sid did emblaze 'pon the devine CDs the rules.txt...' <-Things like that.

Corect

I've changed It a bit hope helps it a bit

 

[Perfection]

Then Sids earlier creation of Alpha Centauri came over and beat the living crap out of Civ 3

 

[The Omega]

You would need ot make this longer to be funnier......Just having the creation doesn't cut it.

 

[Grand Cadfael]

I was thinking it vould be done in bits by varios people

 

[LLXerxes]

lol?

 

[Pentium]

Then he created humans to rule the Earth and gave them Computers. He gave them a lot of games and said they could play any of them, except Civilization. But the Civ fruit was too sweet not to try and the humans tried Civ. Becouse they didn't obey Sid's orders, he took away their freedom and punish them. From then on, every human that has common-sense and inteligence is addicted to Civ. But Sid made this Punishment even worse by creating Civ2 and Civ3 so even more humans are addicted to it. Today there are only a few people with will strong enough to resist Civilization.

Edit: Is that what you mean?

 

[The Person]

Kinda off-topic, kinda on-topic:

"In the beginning there was nothing. Before the beginning there was nothing. Before before the beginning there was nothing. Between that again, there was nothing. Then some god found out that all this nothingness was boring, and decided to create the universe. The rest is, as they say, history.

And then Sid came and beat the crap out of all other gods, and created the Civ series, condemning everybody who doesn't like any version of Civ and its clones to eternal suffering."

We don't need to rewrite the bible to come up with some weird Civ-type creation story.

 

[Pentium]

In the beginning there was Word and the Word was with the God and the Word was God (I think the bible starts with this in english). But then God decided that he doesn't like Microsoft, so he hired Sid to create something better. So he created Civ. Because God liked Civ so much, he created the Earth, just like it looked like in Civ. So he finally had a real-life Civ and he played with it a lot.

 

[Yuri2356]

(I think the bible starts with this in english).

The English translation of the Bible starts with "In the begining, there was nothing."
-or-
"In the beginning God created the heavens and the earth." Depends on which version you read.

 

[Fox Mccloud]

No the beginning of the English bible is like this:

In the beginning God created the heaven and the earth

 

[h4ppy]

The only funny part is your signature.

 

[superslug]

Worshiping Sid as the one true deity is a great idea, but of course not possible until the advent of Monotheism...

 

[Pentium]

No I'm sorry. Egiptians (and it's also somewhere in bible, or the Kumran manuscripts, or something like that) belived that first there was a word and the word became flesh.

That's what I wanted to say.
@h4ppy: Your signature is so NOT funny.