Cheesy pick-up lines

[hbdragon88]

I'd like to have a list of cheesy pick-up lines handy if the need ever comes up...

But I don't know many. The only one I know is "I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?"

Help me out please!`

 

[Bose]

'You must be tired, you've been running through my mind all night'

I'm gunna love this thread!

 

[napoleon526]

Is it hot in here or is it just you?

 

[sumo1664]

Who's the theif?

The theif that stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes?

 

[sumo1664]

If I told you you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me?

 

[napoleon526]

My hovercraft is full of eels.

 

[CivCube]

Did it hurt when you fell out of heaven?

 

[WillJ]

*make siren sounds* Someone call the police, cuz it's GOT to be illegal to be THAT good lookin'!

Are you a parking ticket, cuz you got FINE written all over you!

 

[animepornstar]

nice shoes, let's feck.

 

[CivCube]

*ahem* My darling, you have the eyes of a dove. Your luxuriant hair is like air. My conscience hath fallen for your greatness.

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Ciao bambina! gradite ottenerli bevuti ed avete un poco divertimento?

Works in Italy...

 

[china444]

Are those your skis? Both of em?

 

[CivCube]

Now that's a great pick-up!

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by CivCube
Now that's a great pick-up!

Ahh, but is it cheesy?

 

[CivCube]

Well, if you look at the license plate, the letters are a little cheddar-looking.

 

[hbdragon88]

You can't see the license plate though.

 

[GerrardCapashen]

There are some pretty good ones here. Read Episodes 26 through 28.

http://www.nuklearpower.com/daily.php?date=010506

 

[MrPresident]

Get your coat love, you've pulled.

 

[CivCube]

Originally posted by hbdragon88
You can't see the license plate though.

Oh, but of course you can! Look on the front of the car in the corner.

 

[Lord_all_Mighty]

Hello, is that a mirror in your pocket cuz I can see myself in your pants.