Funny chat-up lines

[diablodelmar]

Post all your funny chat-up lines here:

I'll start

"did it hurt baby?"

'did what hurt?'

"when you fell out of heaven into my heart"

(hope it was funny)

 

[Pentium]

That's more romantic than funny, isn't it?

 

[diablodelmar]

it isn't serious, if that is what you mean. it is lighthearted, you (or at least I) wouldn't really say that in a real situation!

 

[Swiss Bezerker]

I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I can sure make your bed-rock

Is your dad a baker, cause you have got some nice buns

 

[Abaddon]

is that a ladder in your tights or the stairway to heaven?


Excuse me, i have lost my number, can i have yours?

 

[vyapti]

Hello, My name is Grimmy. Sometimes worms give me diarrhea.
--Mother Goose & Grimm.