Funny Thoughts

[Cotton_Eyed_Joe]

if the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Can mute people burp?

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

 

[The Condor]

if the sky is the limit, then what is space, over the limit?

Yes, and if you go there you usually get a ticket for up to ~5 million dollars unless you have clearance from the government (those darn spacecops are quite mean so don't argue with them unless you want a doubled or even tripled ticket).

Who was the first person to look at a cow and say, "I think I'll squeeze these dangly things here and drink what comes out"?

Some very perverted but equally smart dude.

Who was the first person to say, "See that chicken over there ... I'm gonna eat the first thing that comes out if its butt"?

Why do you care?

Do illiterate people get the full effect of Alphabet soup?

Yes because the full effect is eating it and nourishing your body so your brain can function correctly like telling you not to walk during a green light cuz you will get hit by a car on your way to school where your brain helps you pass tests so you can (allegedly [really just a big lie]) get a high paying and satisfying job.

Can mute people burp?

Yes, yes they can.

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

Because people are just like that.

Happy now?

 

[Pentium]

Why is it when we talk to God we are praying, but when God talks to us we are put into the loony bin?

That's the only good one. Mostly because it's so true.