Chukchi Husky
Lone Wolf
On the first day, God created himself. It was now possible for a first day to occur.
On the first day, God plugged in the audiovisual cords. He found it to easy, so he crated a useless third red cord, known by most as Satan. He then connected the power supply and pressed the power button. The world now existed, however, in only 32 bit quality. The cartridge shifted in the holding bay and God reset Genesis.
On the first day, God created the annoying licensing screen that appears before the sun boots up. This is more commonly known as twilight.
On the second day, God created the second day.
On the third day, God found Simon Wai's Sonic 2 beta. Genocide city was established on the dust hills of the hidden palace.
On the fourth day, God created a man to operate the world known as genesis. He was known as the first nerd in history. God named him "Teh Haxor". God decided that Teh Haxor needed a l33t girlfriend, so he created Sxy Bishzors!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone. And there was much flaming.
On the fifth day, God sent his own spawn, Sonic the Hedgehog, to earth to save the animals that had been enslaved by Satan and put in assorted floating creatures. Sonic T. Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, and Knuckles T. Echidna are known as the Holy Trinity.
On the sixth day, God created Bill Gates. Bill was great, but he required everyone to run on his "respiratory" operating system. In response, Satan created Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak out of old tetris paks. Steve and Steve created an alternate operating system, known as Apple. God warned Teh Haxor not to go near the apple, but one day Sxy Bishzors!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone came back from a walk with an Ipod. Teh Haxor could not resist the sound quality and listened. Then Teh Haxor and Sxy Bish were forever banished from Genesis. Forever. Yep.
On the seventh day, God created Douglas Adams, and was satisfied.
On the eighth day, god realized that he had taken too many days. He went back to the seventh day.
On the seventh day, Gates announced that it was now safe to turn off his computer.
On the first day, God plugged in the audiovisual cords. He found it to easy, so he crated a useless third red cord, known by most as Satan. He then connected the power supply and pressed the power button. The world now existed, however, in only 32 bit quality. The cartridge shifted in the holding bay and God reset Genesis.
On the first day, God created the annoying licensing screen that appears before the sun boots up. This is more commonly known as twilight.
On the second day, God created the second day.
On the third day, God found Simon Wai's Sonic 2 beta. Genocide city was established on the dust hills of the hidden palace.
On the fourth day, God created a man to operate the world known as genesis. He was known as the first nerd in history. God named him "Teh Haxor". God decided that Teh Haxor needed a l33t girlfriend, so he created Sxy Bishzors!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone. And there was much flaming.
On the fifth day, God sent his own spawn, Sonic the Hedgehog, to earth to save the animals that had been enslaved by Satan and put in assorted floating creatures. Sonic T. Hedgehog, Miles "Tails" Prower, and Knuckles T. Echidna are known as the Holy Trinity.
On the sixth day, God created Bill Gates. Bill was great, but he required everyone to run on his "respiratory" operating system. In response, Satan created Steve Jobs and Steve Wozniak out of old tetris paks. Steve and Steve created an alternate operating system, known as Apple. God warned Teh Haxor not to go near the apple, but one day Sxy Bishzors!!!!!!!!1111oneoneone came back from a walk with an Ipod. Teh Haxor could not resist the sound quality and listened. Then Teh Haxor and Sxy Bish were forever banished from Genesis. Forever. Yep.
On the seventh day, God created Douglas Adams, and was satisfied.
On the eighth day, god realized that he had taken too many days. He went back to the seventh day.
On the seventh day, Gates announced that it was now safe to turn off his computer.
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