Girly Victory Conditions

[AngryJim]

These new victory conditions are ridiculous.
Back in the good ol' days you used to have to either commit genocide or sit on your ass and WAIT for the game to tell you when you were done.
What the hell is a "cultural" victory? Or a "diplomatic" victory? Sounds to me like Sid got a sex change and started worrying about other civilization's "feelings" while he was menstruating.

 

[Lockesdonkey]

They're recognition that not everyone is a bloodthirsty warmongering brute or a lazy ass.

 

[soverkun]

Girlish? You think civ is girlish?

Just imagine if it was, then the printing press tech wouldnt lead to replaceable parts but instead the "fashion magazine tech",
and "medicine" would be "sanitation" and lead to the "bubble bath tech" (enabling you to see the bath salt and rubber duck-resources)
and of course the "parfume tech" with the most important of all wonders - chanel no 5.

 

[AngryJim]

The way things are going, Civ 5 will have the "everyone had fun" victory!

 

[Shackel]

Stop whining. In fact, you just seem barbaric at the moment. Go play your FPSes and watch your horror movies, but just because you can be a Diplomatic(Canada?) or Cultural(Rome, Egypt), or even Space Race(Makes sense, but not as realistic as the rest)-based country doesn't mean you should get online just to BAWWWWWW about it.

 

[AngryJim]

Stop whining. In fact, you just seem barbaric at the moment. Go play your FPSes and watch your horror movies, but just because you can be a Diplomatic(Canada?) or Cultural(Rome, Egypt), or even Space Race(Makes sense, but not as realistic as the rest)-based country doesn't mean you should get online just to BAWWWWWW about it.

Listen lady, for one thing Canada isn't even in the game so that was the worst example I've ever seen in my life - what were you thinking?

2. Rome kicks ass, they would win something cool like a conquest or "biggest balls" victory. Don't know about Egypt though.

3.I don't like first person shooters, though I do like horror movies (who doesn't?)

4.I'll whine all I want, lady, it's a free internet.

 

[Supr49er]

There has been a Space Race victory since Civ I.

Plus you do know you can play a custom game selecting just the Victory Conditions you want: Domination; Conquest right?

 

[Lone Wolf]

There has been a Space Race victory since Civ I.

That's the "nerdy" victory condition.

 

[AngryJim]

There has been a Space Race victory since Civ I.

Plus you do know you can play a custom game selecting just the Victory Conditions you want: Domination; Conquest right?

Yeah, thanks there Buddy, I figured that out but my first game I lost a diplomatic victory and i just sat there with a real grim face thinking
"What in the everloving christ is a diplomatic victory?!"

Then I started yelling and running around the house throwing stuff at my family and they had to call the cops. Real serious stuff, friend and I wish it could have been avoided.

Anyways, thanks for being civilized unlike SOME people.

 

[Death2thepelicn]

What would civilization be if all there was was war? Civ is not a war game. It's a game about standing the test of time!

I rarely warmonger. But that's just me.

 

[hexem3117]

Guys, you have all just been trolled

Obviously he's just trying to make you mad.

 

[Lone Wolf]

Then I started yelling and running around the house throwing stuff at my family and they had to call the cops. Real serious stuff, friend and I wish it could have been avoided.

That thread rocks, althrough it did not reach the level of awesomeness RedRalph's hammerparty thread (http://forums.civfanatics.com/showthread.php?t=252698) did.

 

[Endure]

Terrible troll is terrible?

 

[AngryJim]

What would civilization be if all there was was war? Civ is not a war game. It's a game about standing the test of time!

I rarely warmonger. But that's just me.

Yeah, you either killed everyone else or waited until the game ended and won by standing the test of time and being the BEST. Now the game is weighed down under all these ******** victory conditions.

Guys, you have all just been trolled

Obviously he's just trying to make you mad.

Wrong.

Terrible troll is terrible?

A catchphrase? Real gay, buddy.

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Guys, you have all just been trolled

Obviously he's just trying to make you mad.

Yeah, I'm not biting. I just don't have the energy. It must be all that menstruating...

 

[Lone Wolf]

Hammerpaaaaarty!!!

I think that the rampant PC-brigade forced Sid to add these girly victory conditions.

 

[AngryJim]

Hammerpaaaaarty!!!

I think that the rampant PC-brigade forced Sid to add these girly victory conditions.

Oh boy, don't get me started on the PC brigade! Just don't!
Really.


Don't!

 

[Lemon Merchant]

Girlish? You think civ is girlish?

Just imagine if it was, then the printing press tech wouldnt lead to replaceable parts but instead the "fashion magazine tech",
and "medicine" would be "sanitation" and lead to the "bubble bath tech" (enabling you to see the bath salt and rubber duck-resources)
and of course the "parfume tech" with the most important of all wonders - chanel no 5.

Lets not forget the "Hairdressing tech" which leads to the "Gossip Wonder"
+1 and -1 in all cities, and +3 GPP for a "Great Stylist"

 

[airmikee]

Waaaah! Waaaaah! Waaaaaaaaaahhhh!!!

I couldn't read about a game before buying it, and it's now the game makers fault for making a game that I don't like!

Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhhhh!!


Good thing the internet exists so I can cry about it.

 

[Chiyochan]

These new victory conditions are ridiculous.
Back in the good ol' days you used to have to either commit genocide or sit on your ass and WAIT for the game to tell you when you were done.
What the hell is a "cultural" victory? Or a "diplomatic" victory? Sounds to me like Sid got a sex change and started worrying about other civilization's "feelings" while he was menstruating.

Someones pending for a bending