Haiku Instead?

[punkbass2000]

People are implored
Question this system
Refuse orders

 

[punkbass2000]

Rules are to be broke
One wonders why it should be
Rap threads get locked not this

Surely you could see
The profanity
Undermining

 

[GoldEagle]

What is wrong with you?
Seven syllables right here
It is not five, duh

 

[Raisin Bran]

Violent crash
Wagon hit me
X-ray needed

 

[classical_hero]

Perhaps I should post a few hakus from South park.

Those who do not keep
to the rules of an haiku
they all shall suffer.

 

[punkbass2000]

You must look both ways
Zero tragedies follow
Always aware

 

[Raisin Bran]

Blue sky
Charcoal heat
Delicious steaks

 

[Masquerouge]

Early sunny morning
Can't believe my eyes
Haiku thread still open

 

[Bozo Erectus]

Early sunny morning
Can't believe my eyes
Haiku thread still open

Why should they close it?
No naughty words in Haiku
Its boring, but safe

 

[Masquerouge]

Why should they close it?
No naughty words in Haiku
Its boring, but safe

I have an idea
To preserve all the threads
From now on Haikus only

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Old Testament
New Testament
Schizophreny

 

[Bozo Erectus]

I have an idea
To preserve all the threads
From now on Haikus only

OT would not change
"Do you support gay marriage?"
"The U.S. is bad"

 

[punkbass2000]

OT always changes
And thus remains
A love affair

 

[Raisin Bran]

Mods know
spam not tolerated
server to manage

 

[Masquerouge]

Permanence in change
Everything is cyclic
Off-topic

 

[punkbass2000]

With nothing to say
We still type away
So it goes

 

[Masquerouge]

Allright I'll post a real one that I like (translation from the French, that was translated from the Japanese) :

Even my shadow
is in good health
first morning of Spring

 

[sanabas]

Why should they close it?
No naughty words in Haiku
Its boring, but safe

Why no naughty words?
Four letters, one syllable
Haiku rules obeyed

 

[punkbass2000]

Forum rules trump
Haiku rules wane
I am still grateful

 

[Raisin Bran]

grateful is nice
Obvious is not
delirium incorporated

 

[Bartleby]

It's time to go home
The rain continues to fall;
I'll hang on a bit