Help me to write this lyric!!!!

[Rhye]

I've got a remake of the Rolling Stones' Sart Me Up - it speaks about Windows 95 and I think it's very funny. But I understand only a few words, like "It says my memory is not enough" and "It's Windows ninentyfive".
It would be great if someone of you downloaded it from here:
http://digilander.iol.it/RhyePD/Windows95Sucks.mp3
and wrote the lyric!

The Mp3Pro is 633k - I had to reduce the quality to make it smaller

 

[CornMaster]

I have that too...but it would take hours for me to write it all out.