Help the ******** Man-Child!

[Dolemitetornado]

I imagine that alot of you will just crap yourselves laughing at this, but I have no idea where to find the map editor. In Civ 3, there was a nice, simple Map Editor on my desktop that I could just easily wander into and start editing maps. I've installed Civ 4 and its running great, the only problem is that I cannot find a Map editor for the life of me. Do I need to reinstall the game? Please help me, as I am so gawdammed idiotic when it comes to computers that I have trouble finding "a" on the keyboard. I could also use some milk and cookies, and a hug from my mom.

 

[blargh]

During gameplay if you hit ESC it will bring up a menu. Select enter worldbuilder then wait. It takes quite a while to start but well worth it if you want to create a scenario or custom world... or create a nice oil patch in case the game was mean enough to distribute it amongst your worst enemies.

 

[Dolemitetornado]

Gracias para todos senor. I was expecting everyone to just laugh at me, but, praise be to our pagan gods, there do seem to be good folks out there. No milk and cookies I see, but that;s probably all for the best as you are a) not my mother, and b) I smell funny.