Hey, when did the 9-11 attacks happen?

[FearlessLeader2]

Since there's an 'artist' taking photos of himself jumping off a museum and doctoring them to look like 9-11 suicides (people leaping to their deaths to escape the flames before the collapse, ha ha funny that), the door is obviously open for 9-11 jokes.

Post your funniest thigh-slappers here...

Let's see, what kind of shampoo did the people in Tower 2 use?

Head and Shoulders, they were finding them everywhere in the rubble.

(Boy-oh-boy I've been waiting for this day...)

 

[mitsho]

Well, some old ones:
Bush and Osama play Chess. Who wins?
- Osama, Bush has no Towers left!

They play again. Who wins now?
- Bush, Osama has no farmers left (the figures that are the least worth in chess).

The only other I have is just a local one:
What have Basel (the city I live in in Switzerland) and New York in common?
Both have an ashplace. (there is a place named 'square of ash' in my city).

You probably haven't laughed, and neither did I, because they are not that funny....

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[RegentMan]

Utterly horrible.

 

[Nobody]

Yeah... and then lets make a thread about how funny it was when the jew got gassed