How would you modify your body? (ANYTHING GOES)

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So, what would you do to it then? Add wings? Superman lasers-from-your-eyes? Dalek voicebox? Or just minor plastic surgery/improvement on what you've got now?

Myself, I'd like a cat's tail (black one, maybe with a white tip) to -

1. Improve my balance

2. Hold the phone while I did other stuff at the same time

3. Tickle ladies up their skirts with while in a crowded nightclub

4. Generallly impress people with by doing tricks and stuff

I also think that it would look pretty good.

What would YOU do? You can change it in anyway you want - steal ideas from films, books etc and it doesn't have to be even remotely feasible.
 
I want the ability to travel an infinite distance in 0 time on railroads.
 
Bionic implants everywhere (EVERYWHERE!!!). Have the ability to crush full coke cans with my thumb and forefinger. Have the ability to jump over/scale large buildings. Have the ability to provide endless amounts of, errrrrr, something to women.;)
 
I want multiple orgasms.
 
I've always thought it would be neat-O to have completely black eyes. No white, no blue, just black. Like the beady eyes of a rat or a bird.
 
I'd like to leap tall buildings with a single bound, and not get hurt when I land ;).
 
X-ray vision.... for the obvious reasons

And then i'd get some killer looks, but oh wait.... i already have those!:p

But wings would be cool, along with superstrenght i could rob any bank in the world! Bwoahahahahahaa...
 
I am a man, so I'd like what EVERYONE of us would like. :D

Also, does my bank account count as part of my body? No? Hmm...

"...and please give me huuuuuge pectoral muscles. Amen."
 
20/20 vison and, well that's all I can think of right now.
 
Originally posted by floppa21
I am a man, so I'd like what EVERYONE of us would like. :D

Also, does my bank account count as part of my body? No? Hmm...

"...and please give me huuuuuge pectoral muscles. Amen."
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Like these?
Scroll down and you'll see what I mean.

BEFORE you scream, it was taken out of SomethingAwful.com, more specifically Cliff Yablonski's section.
http://www.somethingawful.com/cliff/ihateyou/page-225.htm

So this isn't pr0n out of some cheap site.
 
1. Perfect Balance (ie standing at a 45 degree angle without falling)
2. An augmentation that can translate my thoughts to paper/computer instantly (ie touch-typing:))
3. Super-vision (eyes like binoculars/microscope/X-ray)
4. Mind-reading (like Miss Cleo :p)
5. Ability to do huge computations in my head instantly
6. Ability to tell time without a clock
7. Above-average strength (no need to be Superman)
8. Superhuman reflexes
9. Really good memory (picking out the tiniest details)
10. Unlimited physical energy (no need for fooding/sleep)
 
Originally posted by Rodgers
So, what would you do to it then? Add wings? Superman lasers-from-your-eyes? Dalek voicebox? Or just minor plastic surgery/improvement on what you've got now?

Myself, I'd like a cat's tail (black one, maybe with a white tip) to -

1. Improve my balance

2. Hold the phone while I did other stuff at the same time

3. Tickle ladies up their skirts with while in a crowded nightclub

4. Generallly impress people with by doing tricks and stuff

I also think that it would look pretty good.

What would YOU do? You can change it in anyway you want - steal ideas from films, books etc and it doesn't have to be even remotely feasible.
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Heck, I can do that now, are you a girl? ;)
 
Since we are being really way out...

I'd want to be able to change my shape to anything I could imagine, and take on the properties of whatever I changed to.

I think my first act would be to change into a woman. I wouldn't leave the house for a week... :eek: :crazyeye:
 
I figured I would want to immerse myself into the Internet like the guy in Lawnmowerman... (To get so increddibly intelligent, that flesh would suddenly became obsolete)
 
I wanna be a Transformer!!!

Able to change to change into a mega super car!!!!(I wanna be an autobot of course:cool: )

With a cool surface to air missile launcher thingy:nya::nya::nya:
 
The ability to eat or drink what I like without putting on weight.
 
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