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How would you modify your body? (ANYTHING GOES)
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Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
That's automatically included in the wishes of our male posters, no matter what these wishes are. 
ComradeDavo
Formerly God
Coz then I would be a transformer!!!!! That is like my dream since I was 7!
Hitro
Feistus Raclettus
Okay, but what if you should one day in a very distant future (yes, very unlikely) get tired of just being a transformer?
ComradeDavo
Formerly God
then my life would not be worth living!Originally posted by Hitro
Okay, but what if you should one day in a very distant future (yes, very unlikely) get tired of just being a transformer?
omichyron
Highly-Pixelated Globe
1) The ability to change the rate of the passage of time would be nice, but does that really count as my body?
2) Super strength is always fun
3) Flight would be great. Not only would I be able to get places quickly and see the countryside from above, but I would be an instant celebrity and all I would have to do is wright a book about my experience to get rich. Then I would never need a job.
4) The ability to turn invisible, or even just blend in with my surroundings would be nice, too.
5) I'd make it so my skin wouldn't sunburn. I hate getting sunburned
6) 20/20 vision, of course. If I were flying over the Atlantic and my glasses fell off my face, what would I do?
2) Super strength is always fun
3) Flight would be great. Not only would I be able to get places quickly and see the countryside from above, but I would be an instant celebrity and all I would have to do is wright a book about my experience to get rich. Then I would never need a job.
4) The ability to turn invisible, or even just blend in with my surroundings would be nice, too.
5) I'd make it so my skin wouldn't sunburn. I hate getting sunburned
6) 20/20 vision, of course. If I were flying over the Atlantic and my glasses fell off my face, what would I do?
amadeus
Bishop of Bio-Dome
Why would you want to look at someone's bones?
For me? Well, I'd give myself an infinite supply of kidneys...I'd never have to work a day in my life
BluntMan
Chieftain
I would bee able to read minds, control them, and teleportation(nightcrawler, he is the best)
bluntman
bluntman
How would I modify my body? (ANYTHING GOES)? Preferably with food, scalpels are unpleasant.
An extensive body-piercing of snaps (like on clothing) would be handy. I could snap on a sun visor, or snap my glasses securely to my temples. I could walk around a nude beach with my wallet snapped to my butt. Please, no enquiries about that motive.
Ultra-fine etchings on my corneas would allow me to make accurate sight-measurements of distance and size. A built-in magnetic compass, flashlight, and and clock woud be helpful, and just 12 kilobytes of non-fuzzy random-access memory (linked to the clock!) would do wonders for my schedualing - I'd never miss a multiplayer game of Civ2 again!
Just 2 nerves joined to a female RCA plug would be enough to type without a keyboard.
An extensive body-piercing of snaps (like on clothing) would be handy. I could snap on a sun visor, or snap my glasses securely to my temples. I could walk around a nude beach with my wallet snapped to my butt. Please, no enquiries about that motive.
Ultra-fine etchings on my corneas would allow me to make accurate sight-measurements of distance and size. A built-in magnetic compass, flashlight, and and clock woud be helpful, and just 12 kilobytes of non-fuzzy random-access memory (linked to the clock!) would do wonders for my schedualing - I'd never miss a multiplayer game of Civ2 again!
Just 2 nerves joined to a female RCA plug would be enough to type without a keyboard.
Pillager
League of Empire Loyalist
The ability to fly, to avoid those rush-hour jams would be pretty useful. Plus invisibility. That would make me more than happy...
Rodgers
Following YOUR child home
Saw "Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon" last night - I'd like to be able to do the kung-fu fighting in trees and running over lakes type stuff they do in that film.
Also, I'd like to be able to run through walls like the Levis advert or do like a spinning drilling move that enables me to tunnel under things head first (like the foundations of a bank vault)
Also, I'd like to be able to run through walls like the Levis advert or do like a spinning drilling move that enables me to tunnel under things head first (like the foundations of a bank vault
)
Rodgers
Following YOUR child home
Come on! I bet you'd LOVE to be able to do that stuff really - go on admit it! 
Rodgers
Following YOUR child home
OK, I wish I was able to do really weird fantasy-style kung-fu stuff, possibly in a Chinese medieval setting but also maybe in my office or on a bus. Or on the lake in the garden at the back of my house, that is surrounded by really tall bendy trees.
Happy now, Dad?
Happy now, Dad?
OK, I wish I was able to do really weird fantasy-style kung-fu stuff, possibly in a Chinese medieval setting but also maybe in my office or on a bus. Or on the lake in the garden at the back of my house, that is surrounded by really tall bendy trees.
Happy now, Dad?
Good boy
Vinc
Prince
First, I want the ability to fly!
Then, probably a super-armor with lots of weapons and such.
Then, probably a super-armor with lots of weapons and such.