I'll bet you've been saying to yourself, "Self, I have often wondered, is it possible that jewelry exists that will enhance my sex life? Is it in fact possible that jewelry exists which is possessed by incubi who will pleasure me when I wear it, particularly in my sleep? And is it furthermore possible that such jewelry is available from an eBay vendor who appears to be afflicted with a particularly virulent strain of pagan fluffybunnyitis crossed with a taste for shameless hucksterism?"
Wonder no more.
