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Smash

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and I'll blow your tree down.

Thats what the wind just did.Holy %&*#,it is blowin.1 old tree down in the backyard :(..and 2 more under threat.

This may be my last post.......I ain't never seen wind like this here.
 
And what did I tell you about naming that dog Tonto? I knew it was bad news. :p
Seriously though, I hope that the weather isn't too bad for you. We have some quite bad storms in British winters but they're never near me and are nothing compared to American hurricanes. Mind you, several years ago in really bad storms, the town of Sevenoaks in south-east England had two of its oaks blown down. They didn't call the town Fiveoaks though. :(
 
You should have known that God was going to come get you sooner of later.:D
 
the town of Sevenoaks in south-east England had two of its oaks blown down. They didn't call the town Fiveoaks though.

Maybe its just my sense of humor, but that is just damn funny. (Not the part about the trees falling down, but your comment on the Fiveoaks thing).:lol: :lol: :lol:

What would they call it if the remaining five came down? Nooaks? Zerooaks? Hadoaks? Plaincity?
 
Originally posted by Smash
and I'll blow your tree down.

Thats what the wind just did.Holy %&*#,it is blowin.1 old tree down in the backyard :(..and 2 more under threat.

This may be my last post.......I ain't never seen wind like this here.

Yah, I was talking to my parents back in Seattle, and they were saying it's been really stormy there. I have a friend at the University of Washington there who was telling me about all the storms that have been coming through this fall, which happens to be my first fall away from Seattle, and I'm spending it in Baltimore where we've been having temperatures in the mid 70s (F) as of last week! :p
 
Here's a nice article about what's been happening on the US side of the border from you Smash.

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Storm brings record rain, wind to Western Washington

12/14/2001

KING5.com


SEATTLE - A winter storm brought record rains and strong winds to Western Washington and left thousands of homes and businesses without electricity.

Angie Lundberg, a spokeswoman for Puget Sound Energy, the region’s largest utility with 935,000 customers in nine counties, said 8,000 were still in the dark as of early Friday.

Most of the outages were around Olympia, Puyallup and the suburbs between Seattle and Tacoma, Lundberg said.

A coastal flood watch was issued for high tide Friday morning in the Bellingham area as winds reaching 50 mph generated 8-foot waves.
Warnings were issued winds gusting to 60 mph over Admiralty Inlet between Whidbey Island and the Kitsap and Olympic peninsulas and along the Pacific coast.

Five to 10 inches of new snow was expected Friday in the Cascades and minor flooding was reported or forecast along the Chehalis, Satsop and Skokomish rivers in Grays Harbor, Lewis and Thurston counties.

High winds Thursday night followed rain earlier in the day. The National Weather Service reported strong winds from Olympia to Bellingham, including gusts reaching 55 mph in Grays Harbor County.

Rainfall records for Dec. 13 were set at Olympia with 2.12 inches, compared with the old mark of 1.38 inches set in 1966; Hoquiam, 2.36 inches compared with 1.41 inches in 1961; Seattle-Tacoma International Airport, 1.63 inches compared with 1.32 inches in 1979, and Bellingham, 1.55 inches compared with .93 inches in 1966.

Snow advisory in Cascades

In the Cascades, precipitation at Stampede Pass was a record 2.63 inches, beating the mark of 2.04 inches set in 1946. The good news: the winter storm warning issued for the Cascades has now been downgraded to a snow advisory.

The snow is still falling heavily at Snoqualmie Pass. Another five to ten inches are expected Friday with temperatures hovering just around the freezing mark.

The wet, heavy snow increases the possibility for an avalanche. Stevens Pass has already started avalanche control, and if the snow continues to fall as expected, we can expect to see avalanche control at Snoqualmie very soon.

Roads affected

A tree blew down across the northbound lanes of Interstate 405 in the suburbs east of Seattle, blocking traffic for about an hour.

Crews are working to clear mud and debris from Deschutes Parkway in Olympia. The road runs along side Highway 101 at the I-5 junction. The Department of Transportation says it could take up to 2 days to get the debris completely cleared.

Mudslides were also reported on Newberry Hill Road north of Bremerton near Silverdale.

As of 6:15 a.m. Friday, King County Road Services Division reports the additional road closure information:

• NE 165 St. between 175 Ave. NE and 187 Ave. NE

• NE 50th St. between Sahalee Rd and State Route 202

• NE Tolt Hill Rd between SR 202 and NE 20th Pl.

• Tolt River Rd from 353rd Ave NE to road end

• S 132nd St between 64th Ave. S and the 7300 block


The Associated Press contributed to this report.

:eek:
 
Point of information from a survivor of the great 1987 storm:
It was six out of seven that went down, but they didn't call it Oneoak afterwards.

I like storms! But that may be stating the obvious. :)
 
A real winter... What is it like? And talk in simple words - you're talking to a guy that saw snow twice in his entire life
 
Originally posted by Smash
and I'll blow your tree down.

Thats what the wind just did.Holy %&*#,it is blowin.1 old tree down in the backyard :(..and 2 more under threat.

Yeah...and down it went on the transformer across the street! :eek: KaBLAMOO!! I look out my bedroom window and there's sparks all over the place. Half the town lost power :( My window was under heavy artillery fire from the forest next door, keeping me awake for much of the night, so pardon me if I'm not my jovial little self today ;) 3 hours of sleep will do that...
 
Originally posted by duke o' york
And what did I tell you about naming that dog Tonto? I knew it was bad news. :p
Shouldn't that be "Toto"? :crazyeyes

Tonto was the lone Ranger's sidkick! :lol:
 
well i have survived...barely.

It looks alot worse in the daylight ;)

one tree is kaput.Insurance says 1 tree-max $1000 including removal and with a $500 deductable.Merry Christmas to me.There is no way anybody is gonna clean this mess up for less than $1000...I wouldn't...so $500 for me.Yahoo...just what I needed after shelling out 2k for new comp and 3k for crowns and various other dental work.

Much of Vancouver is shutdown.A giant fascade on a building got sheared off on Broadway.Yes,Broadway is just as busy as any other city..although not today.Stanley Park is closed.UBC is shutdown.
I got one of those electronic weather gizmos and it recorded a gust of 119 kmh....what is that?..75 miles per hour or so.Doesn't sound so bad....

I called 3 different "tree guys" and ...well..they are so busy with emergency situations that they might be able to come and have look next week.Might.I can't wait to hear some estimates :rolleyes:

1 plus side.Half of my miserable neighbor's fence is under my tree :)
too bad....oh well they have insurance too.I'm not paying 1 red nickel to that a-hole.If he hadn't chopped a bunch of the roots to put up that stupid fence I'd still have my tree :mad:
 
tree guy showed up,written:) estimate received and contract awarded.
complete removal of tree(limbs,trunk and all)$950
$500 if I'm covered by insurance.

Seems reasonable.I wish I had a digital camera.This sucker is almost 40 ft long.On it's side it is at least 12ft high.Thats with one side pretty much flat :(.Big Fir tree.Bigger than 50 gallon drum at the base.

big bloody hole in my empire.Must be filled......

:)law says actual cost cannot overrun more than 10% of a written estimate.
 
Originally posted by Smash
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big bloody hole in my empire.Must be filled......
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May I suggest putting something more stable there?
How about a small Eiffel Tower, it might improve your relationship with neighboring empires by 25%.;)
Or a small Lighthouse so that your triremes won´t sink anymore when sailing the Pacific.
Or maybe a Statue of Liberty so you could change to a despotic rule at home without anarchy! :p
Unfortunately there probably won´t be enough space for Adam Smith´s so it could pay your bill.:(
My favorite option would be to build a Monolith as on Alpha Centauri there, this way you could gain many different advantages. And having an alien object in ones garden could be turned into a major tourist attraction which would quickly settle the bill. :D
So don´t :cry:, now your backyard has a great bright future as a Wonder of the World ahead of it with different fantastic possibilities, and the list is far from being complete.:lol:
:cool:

In reality, I´m sorry about your loss of (plant) life and money. So don´t take this post too seriosly!
 
No, his backyard will have a past as a wonder of the world. There's no Eiffel Tower or Statue of Liberty in Civ III. Stick with the Pyramids, they'll be in any Civ game.
 
I don´t think there is enough room for the Pyramids, unless he places them upside down. That would be very cool though.:egypt:

pyramid.jpg

pic from Civ2 wonder movie &copy Microprose, edited by me

And Civ2 :king: is not dead, so those wonders are still available for our future!
The only wonder I wouldn´t want in my backyard would be the Manhattan Project. :nuke:
Unless you want to glow at night!:mutant: :cool:
:D
 
well I was thinking another tree,but a great wonder...hmmmm...maybe it is time to start one.Maybe the Hanging Gardens.My yard is big,maybe I could squeeze 1 pyramid...but I'd hate to break up a set :)
 
Originally posted by Smash
well I was thinking another tree,but a great wonder...hmmmm...maybe it is time to start one.Maybe the Hanging Gardens.My yard is big,maybe I could squeeze 1 pyramid...but I'd hate to break up a set :)

Oh no now he is taking you seriously now :p

Surely he could make a new wonder of the world instead of copying an old one though.
 
Well, I live in Ohio, and we didn't have 75 mile per hour winds, ours were only 60 mph. (Point for Smash you are thinking)

However, shortly after posting my last post about the humors of Sevenoaks, a very large Poplar tree came crashing down onto the roof above my dining room. (Point for Smash's Neighbor, or in other words, "What I wouldn't give to be spat at in the face") There is currently a basketball sized hole in my roof above the overhang. I currently have a piece of sheet metal and a tarp over it right now and for some strange reason I have turned on Nascar and have started chewing tabacy.

The truely amazing part is that literally two minutes before it happened I was outside right under where it fell feeding the deer (See, I do have a soft side!) I have taken this as a sign from God that I am destined for greatness. I expect my armies top march across the world just as soon as I can get over this strange fascination with the number 3 and raised trucks with confederate flags in them.

Note: The spat at in the face is a Monty Python reference. If you didn't get it, then NI! to you.
 
geez..I don't feel so bad now.I was lucky...my fallen comrade,laid down beautifully.Right in between 2 sheds of mine.I couldn't have hand placed it anywhere else without taking something out.....besides my neighbor's fence :)

hope you got insurance.

I'd build my own wonder,but the riot factor is kicking in and I need the 3 happys in my cap :D
 
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