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knowltok
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Heres a joke for you. I have gfound that there are two kinds of people in the world, those that think this is funny and break out in laughter, and those that just look at you funny when you tell it. Much can be determined about a person depending on which category they fall in.
A baby polar bear goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, am I 100% polar bear?"
The mother replies,"Of course you are. I'm 100% polar bear, and so is your father. Now go get some fish." The baby polar bear is not convinced so he goe to his father.
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
His father responds,"Yes. I'm 100% polar bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, and so are all of your grand parents. Son, you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The baby polar bear replies in discust," 'Cause I'm F@#king Cold!"
Of course it needs proper voice inflection, but there it is.
A baby polar bear goes up to his mother and says, "Mom, am I 100% polar bear?"
The mother replies,"Of course you are. I'm 100% polar bear, and so is your father. Now go get some fish." The baby polar bear is not convinced so he goe to his father.
"Dad, am I 100% polar bear?"
His father responds,"Yes. I'm 100% polar bear, your mother is 100% polar bear, and so are all of your grand parents. Son, you are 100% polar bear. Why do you ask?"
The baby polar bear replies in discust," 'Cause I'm F@#king Cold!"
Of course it needs proper voice inflection, but there it is.
