Learn Chinese in 5 minutes

[Eli]

Hopefully it hasnt been here before.

Learn Chinese in 5 minutes. You must read them out loud.

That's not right --- Sum Ting Wong

Are you harboring a fugitive? --- Hu Yu Hai Ding

See me ASAP --- Kum Hia Nao

Small Horse --- Tai Ni Po Ni

Did you go to the beach? --- Wai Yu So Tan

I think you need a face lift --- Chin Tu Fat

It's very dark in here --- Wao So Dim

I thought you were on a diet --- Wai Yu Mun Ching?

This is a tow away zone --- No Pah King

Our meeting is scheduled for next week --- Wai Yu Kum Nao?

Staying out of sight --- Lei Ying Lo

He's cleaning his automobile --- Wa Shing Ka

 

[WillJ]

Those are great! Here's a couple more:

Who called? - Hu Wing Wing

I like Star Wars! - Sai Fai Qoo

 

[Ohwell]

Haha, seen this already, but its pretty funny...

 

[puglover]

Great!

 

[cgannon64]

I just watched Banzai this evening.

 

[polymath]

Banzai's pretty funny!

Me and the wife bet on it a lot.

 

[MajorGeneral2]

Good stuff up there!
BTW, banzai is Japanese...

 

[puglover]

How did you do this?
Hou Yu Doo Dat

 

[Japanrocks12]

Screw You! SCREW YOU ALL!- Fuk Yoo

 

[G-Force Junkie]

Are you hungry? - Nee chou?

 

[Judge_Deadd]

Ai Laik Sewe-le Zai-Shun

 

[Pangur Bán]

"relations with persons under the age of 16 is often allowable" - Bang Em Yung

 

[.:KNAS:.]

Originally posted by Judge_Deadd
Ai Laik Sewe-le Zai-Shun

It took me a few seconds to figure it out, but it just doesnt get any better then that.

 

[Illynova]

What dialect is this in? I speak mandrin, though I won't claim to know everything (I only speak it w/ my family at home), but isn't that's not right --> "nah bu si dua" (or close)

*shrugs* or maybe I'm wrong.

 

[trumpeteer]

The next time you go into a Chinese restaurant, actually think about what you're ordering when you have Fe Line Meou!

 

[Ur Mum]

i got a real one if you want.

in Thai though......

Pat Pong = Wh*re House.

(remember this when you next visit Bangkok.....hey, wait a min, a cleshay! (sp) )

why visit the Pat Pong, while Bangkok?

 

[zzguy2]

lol. i actually had2 read a few to get it. lol

 

[Parmenion]

All amusing, but I can't understand why this thread is allowed whilst the gay jokes one is closed by the mods.

eg: My friend Sken (Thai) saw this thread and was really annoyed at the sweeping generalisations made towards orientals and their inability to speak English correctly - I told him it was a joke and to lighten up.
Sken is also gay and when he read that the gay joke thread was closed he was annoyed because there was no prejudice in there, just plain humour. After all we have jokes that are about heterosexual sex, and yet they aren't banned.
Humour is just humour, if it's offensive to anyone then the thread should be closed. Whilst there were some people in the gay-joke thread that said they thought others would find it offensive, I don't recall anyone saying that they personally found it offensive.

Just my two cents (and Sken's two baht for what they're worth).

 

[Yoshimune]

Originally posted by MajorGeneral2
Good stuff up there!
BTW, banzai is Japanese...

Actually, it's not. It's from Britian, hence the liberal use of the word "bloke" and others like "shopping trolley" for shopping cart. Plus all the characters are fake. Though some of the contests they come up with are amusing.

Japanese TV in general is still much better than anything in the U.S. anyways. Except for Fox's sunday night lineup.

 

[WillJ]

Originally posted by Yoshimune
Actually, it's not. It's from Britian, hence the liberal use of the word "bloke" and others like "shopping trolley" for shopping cart. Plus all the characters are fake. Though some of the contests they come up with are amusing.

Japanese TV in general is still much better than anything in the U.S. anyways. Except for Fox's sunday night lineup.

He meant that the word (and the concept of the word) banzai is Japanese, and that the TV show imitates Japan, not that the TV show is Japanese.