Missing my advisers!

[Valdy]

Especially the Laydee!
I lent my CD out to a friend, he still has it, which means I have to play without my high-council ie: foxy laydee telling me such gems as to discover Espionage.

 

[gar13]

i can do it for you!

lady: "make an alliance with another civilization"

fat guy: "NO! kill them instead"

dorky guy: "no no no... you have to build libraries!"

other guy: "build banks! (even if you don't have the tech yet)"

elvis: "wise men say, you can't run an empire without luxuries... king"

there

feel better?

 

[Valdy]

That was eerily acurate!

Possible the most annoying bit of advice is the industrial age money bloke: "BUILD a Stock exchange"

I have a better idea, why don't you fu...

 

[VanillaCube]

---MILLITARY ADVISER
GIVE ME MORE UNITS SIRE SO THAT THEY MAY SHEATH THERE SWORDS IN TO THE BEATING HEARTS OF OUR EMEMYS!

----THE SCIENCE ADVISER
YOUR Einstien sir!
your the E to the E=MC squared!
Like a clockspeed double microchip sir!
WERE #1 in SCIENCE!

----ECONOMICS ADVISER
Lets do lunch.

----FORIEN ADVISER
The Gods adore you noble leader and distant lands favor our empire

----DOMESTIC ADVISER
Only a fool owns an empire without luxurys....King

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my words of wisdom

1.Square meals often make round people.
2.You Cant Argue With Stupitity!
3.an Eye for and Eye(and while your at it take 2)

[This message has been edited by vanillacube (edited April 16, 2001).]

 

[FearlessLeader2]

Ever hear this one?

Economics guy: This is us(holds hand up).
This is trade(holds other had up, both hands about three feet apart).
Discover Trade you idiot!

 

[gar13]

i've never heard that one...

 

[Ecco]

...we have lost the respect of the global community...
...you can go and do whatever you want but dont come hollering to me when some stone age nation puts your palace to the torch...

anyone try the counil during anarchy? nice...

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"Anyone can win, unless there happens to be another entry."
- George Ade

 

[Kev]

I always thought it would have been funny to be there when they were taping all of the possible responses. Can you imagine these people (probably would-be actors) standing around in different costumes pretending they are advising some world leader?

Director: Now, you're the science guy and you are VERY excited that your leader is ahead in the tech race. So when you say "we're number 1 in science" I want you to REALLY emphasize the word 'science'!

Science Dork: Like the same way I say marvels when I say "All the world MARVELS at us sire"

Director: Good enough. Any you, military guy, stop drinking. We have to tape you being happy that the civilization is at war.

Military guy: Asss long ash I don't have to shhhay BARRACKSss anymore.

Director: And would somebody get that dopey Elvis guy back here. We haven't taped him saying that the people can't help falling in love with the leader.

Yeah, that would have been a fun session to be in.

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Diplomacy - the art of
saying "Good Doggie"
until you can find a rock

 

[Az]

My favourite is when there is anarchy! But the "fight" should last longer

 

[thealien_83]

" Silence VILE merchant! There are other pigs to gut first! "

Has to be my distinct favourite...

 

[Fishheads]

Trade sir!

discover it!

this is you *
this is a clue *
**
get a clue
discover trade!

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