My Joke of the Day

[MrSparkle]

Q?: Whats the difference between ya mum and the titanic


A: They know how many people went down on the titanic

 

[Mongol Horde]

Your mum is so fat that when she goes to the cinema she sits next to everybody better stop there before it turns into an Apolyton thread.

Did you hear about Coco the clown getting fired from the circus?

He's sueing for funfair dismissal.

Boom Boom