Norwegians rules!!

[Dragon67]

+15 C / 59F
> This is almost as warm as it gets in Norway, so we`ll start here.
> At this temperature the people of Spain wear winter coats and
> thick gloves.
>
> The Norwegians are out in the sun getting a tan.
>
> +10 C / 50F
> The French are trying in vain to start their central heating.
>
> The Norwegians plant flowers in their gardens.
>
> +5 C / 41F
> Italian cars won`t start.
>
> The Norwegians are cruising in cabriolets.
>
> 0 C / 32 F
> Distilled water freezes.
>
> The water in Oslo Fjord gets a little thicker.
>
> -5 C / 23 F
> People in California almost freeze to death.
>
> The Norwegians have their final barbecue before winter.
>
> -10 C / 14 F
> The Brits start the heat in their houses.
>
> The Norwegians start using long sleeves.
>
> -20 / -4 F
> The Aussies flee to Mallorca.
>
> The Norwegians end their Midsummer celebrations.
> Autumn is here.
>
> -30 C / -22 F
> People in Greece die from the cold and disappear from the
> face of earth.
>
> The Norwegians start drying their laundry indoors.
>
> -40 C / -40 F
> Paris starts cracking in the cold.
>
> The Norwegians stand in line at the hotdog stands.
>
> -50 C / -58 F
> Polar bears start evacuating the North Pole.
>
> The Norwegian Army postpones their winter survival training
> awaiting real winter weather.
>
> -70 C / -94 F
> The false santa moves south.
>
> The Norwegian Army goes on winter survival training.
>
> -183 C / -297.4F
> Microbes in food don`t survive.
>
> The Norwegian cows complain about the farmers cold hands.
>
> -273 C / -459.4F
> All atom based movement halts.
>
> The Norwegians start saying: " Dævven, de e kaillt ja" (...kinda cold...)
>
> -300 C / -508 F
> Hell freezes over.
>
> Norway wins the Eurovision song contest.


Yeah we rule!!!!

 

[animepornstar]

sorry, we have another section where we post positive comments about norwegians - humor & jokes.

 

[philippe]

hmm its just the same in Belgium only then in rain thing.It always rains here winter,autumn,summer,spring all day long rain and sometimes sunshine(very rarely)

 

[gael]

Norway sounds to cold for me.
Ireland has pretty much none stop rain all year round. I'm surprised we haven't developed gills.

 

[Cobi1]

+5 C / 41F Cobi is no longer outside for any reason other than to go to a different indoor location.

0 C / 32 F Cobi desperatly seeks someone to snuggle with ..brrrrrr

Colder? No such thing, comatose images of the beach set in here,

 

[Alcibiaties of Athenae]

It's 25 degrees here in NY, that's in the Minus on the celcius scale.

 

[G-Man]

Norwegians rule? Hah! Put them in here. They'll melt.

 

[sabo]

Originally posted by animepornstar
sorry, we have another section where we post positive comments about norwegians - humor & jokes.

I was going to flame porn for that comment, (I'm Norwegian) then I saw where he was from so I let it slide. (don't worry porn, I get you some day)

Where I live we are surrounded by scandinavians, when they migrated to the USA most of them came here, which brings up a quiestion I have.

My ancestors crossed oceans, rivers, mountains, fought indians died of deseases, went thousands of miles just to end up in a place just as friggin miserable as the place they left??? WHY I would have gone to Palm Springs

ps... before you say anything Porn there are alot more swedes here then Nordski's hehehehehehe

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

Originally posted by animepornstar
sorry, we have another section where we post positive comments about norwegians - humor & jokes.

Barrett (The Bloodaxe) Moursund

 

[trader/warrior]

i hate to be "the one who takes jokes serious" but in the summer it can get +30C. many foreigners are surprised.

 

[Immortal]

Hey AoA, youd be proud to learn that today NYC is colder then Calgary, we have a mild -22 C today. However the windchill makes it -35C

 

[Zcylen]

you wouldnt survive here, las x-mas was 35° C!
here Santa arrives in shorts and white t-shirt and well shaved

 

[Greadius]

Official weather in Tallahassee right now: 74 F; 23 C
January 22nd

I'm sitting here in shorts & a t-shirt with the window open, enjoying the breeze

 

[Remorseless]

Norway rules?????

Okay, I can't do the Celsius conversions, so suffer with Fahrenheit:

--at 65, Norweigians start sweating. Texans put on their long underwear
--at 75, Norweigians desperately start drinking gallons of cold liquid. Texans roast marshmellows over open fires
--at 85, Norweigians lay in dazed heaps in the shade, Texans don a light coat
--at 95, Norweigians become disoriented, Texans say, "jess about right."
--at 105, Norweigians begin rioting in the streets. Texans finally take off their coats
--at 115 Norweigians swim naked in the North Sea, desperately seeking ice floes. Texans say, "a tad warm today, ain't it?'

 

[sysyphus]

I've seen this one before, only it was via e-mail and it was Canadians in place of the Norwegians.

Sorry Norway, but you're far from the only country in the world who deals with harsh climates.

 

[sabo]

I hear ya Sysyphus, We are getting some of your weather right now 6 below Fahrenheit

 

[Switch625]

I'm not far off from you both. Currently 1°F here in central Illinois, with a wind-chill of -15°F. It's a bit nippy tonight.

 

[Turner]

Supposed to get to -3 here in KC. That's pretty cold for us. Why, I even broke out my fleece jacket to wear under my wnidbreaker. Well. . . the windbreaker is pretty heavy. .. not quite a coat, but more than a jacket.

WC -20 for the morning. Good thing I'll be in the best place to experience it: Bed!

Sigh. Right about now I miss the SF Bay area. . .

 

[philippe]

hmm now its here around 4° or 7° C

 

[K-Man]

Here in Edmonton, we had our coldest day in a long time. We woke up to a beautiful -33 C. At the airport, it was -39 C with wind chill. Tonight, the wind has really picked up. On the news earlier I heard it was going to go down to somewhere between -40 and -50 C with wind chill overnight. Just for those of you who don't know, the C and the F scale converge at -40 degrees, meaning -40 C = -40 F.