KarstenL
Chieftain
Its of course only a question about words but since I started playing Civilization 4-5 months ago I have been irritated by the silly expressions: history will remember you as worthless, pathetic or foolish.
My first plays were of course complete disasters, and I could very well understand that I was characterised as Hammurabi the worthless when I early in the game lost all my cities!
But as I finally succeeded in surviving till 2050 with a small civilization it surprised me a lot to see that I still was worthless, pathetic or foolish.
I might have made many mistakes, and probably still do. Im a beginner, and my best result until now is to be number 2 at warlord level characterised as Hammurabi the terrible.
But I now realise that the basic mistake doesnt lie in bad technology research/trade, wrong city or land improvements, bad city locations etc.
The mistake is simply that my civilization isnt big! But, excuse me, whats wrong by being small? I live myself in a small country, namely Denmark. Of course we dont play the same role in the world as for instance USA, but it doesnt mean that our country is worthless! On the other hand if we tried to be bigger by declaring war on Germany we certainly would deserve to be called foolish by the rest of the world!
Civilization is of course a simplification of the real world, but should after all reflect real world development, which the game also does in many ways. But the world consists of both small and big countries, and the former are not necessarily the worst.
So my suggestion is that Civilization should give some acknowledgments to small but well functioning countries, and then leave such characterisations as worthless, pathetic or foolish to very bad performances.
In fact I have a concrete idea: Assume you succeed in at least building cities enough to complete Forbidden Palace, and at least complete one big wonder: If so you should be characterised as the fine little king.
If you do somewhat better than that, for instance 3 more cities and one more big wonder, you could be characterised as the tiny emperor etc.
This would of course not change the game at all, but it would give some encouragement to the beginners, who might feel sad after a good game where many things went well, still to be called worthless, pathetic or foolish.
My first plays were of course complete disasters, and I could very well understand that I was characterised as Hammurabi the worthless when I early in the game lost all my cities!
But as I finally succeeded in surviving till 2050 with a small civilization it surprised me a lot to see that I still was worthless, pathetic or foolish.
I might have made many mistakes, and probably still do. Im a beginner, and my best result until now is to be number 2 at warlord level characterised as Hammurabi the terrible.
But I now realise that the basic mistake doesnt lie in bad technology research/trade, wrong city or land improvements, bad city locations etc.
The mistake is simply that my civilization isnt big! But, excuse me, whats wrong by being small? I live myself in a small country, namely Denmark. Of course we dont play the same role in the world as for instance USA, but it doesnt mean that our country is worthless! On the other hand if we tried to be bigger by declaring war on Germany we certainly would deserve to be called foolish by the rest of the world!
Civilization is of course a simplification of the real world, but should after all reflect real world development, which the game also does in many ways. But the world consists of both small and big countries, and the former are not necessarily the worst.
So my suggestion is that Civilization should give some acknowledgments to small but well functioning countries, and then leave such characterisations as worthless, pathetic or foolish to very bad performances.
In fact I have a concrete idea: Assume you succeed in at least building cities enough to complete Forbidden Palace, and at least complete one big wonder: If so you should be characterised as the fine little king.
If you do somewhat better than that, for instance 3 more cities and one more big wonder, you could be characterised as the tiny emperor etc.
This would of course not change the game at all, but it would give some encouragement to the beginners, who might feel sad after a good game where many things went well, still to be called worthless, pathetic or foolish.