This is written in humor, consider it good or bad. We're not poking fun at christmas as a holiday or religious holidays in general, it's just another of those oddball conspiracy loons and their mass mails.
*Bad Christmas Humor Ahead - Sensitivity Warning. If you are offended easily, Do not read past this point.*
We hereby present to you the possibility Santa Claus is an escaped Nazi war criminal.
His name is Chris Kringle, obviously German. He's also white, has blue/green eyes and his hair was obviously light because it's snow white now. This qualifies him as an Aryan, or a member of the superior races.
Santa Claus makes a living by exploiting the lesser people - the elves who are short midgets, an obvious allegory for the lesser races of Europe and the world. Even his sleigh is pulled by 12 reindeer, that symbolize the 12 tribes of Israel - Santa Claus moves forward by whipping the Jews, a key component of Nazi ideology.
Santa Claus supposedly gives presents to people who were nice. Who is exactly supposed to determine who was notty and who was nice? Is there a notty-nice scale? Can a non-aryan person be nice or alternatively can an aryan person be notty? Judging by the fact every kid gets presents in Christmas except for the lesser peoples who don't deserve them, it becomes clear Santa Claus is in fact responsible for telling notty from nice, and since Aryan kids always recieve gifts, Santa Claus cannot think Aryan kids are notty!!!
You draw your own conclusions:
A German living in the North Pole, exploiting the lesser peoples and making his way forward by whipping the allegorical Jews who also happens to reward Aryan kids regardless of their behaviour... is Santa Claus the innocent old man he's made up to be?!
*Bad Christmas Humor Ahead - Sensitivity Warning. If you are offended easily, Do not read past this point.*
We hereby present to you the possibility Santa Claus is an escaped Nazi war criminal.
His name is Chris Kringle, obviously German. He's also white, has blue/green eyes and his hair was obviously light because it's snow white now. This qualifies him as an Aryan, or a member of the superior races.
Santa Claus makes a living by exploiting the lesser people - the elves who are short midgets, an obvious allegory for the lesser races of Europe and the world. Even his sleigh is pulled by 12 reindeer, that symbolize the 12 tribes of Israel - Santa Claus moves forward by whipping the Jews, a key component of Nazi ideology.
Santa Claus supposedly gives presents to people who were nice. Who is exactly supposed to determine who was notty and who was nice? Is there a notty-nice scale? Can a non-aryan person be nice or alternatively can an aryan person be notty? Judging by the fact every kid gets presents in Christmas except for the lesser peoples who don't deserve them, it becomes clear Santa Claus is in fact responsible for telling notty from nice, and since Aryan kids always recieve gifts, Santa Claus cannot think Aryan kids are notty!!!
You draw your own conclusions:
A German living in the North Pole, exploiting the lesser peoples and making his way forward by whipping the allegorical Jews who also happens to reward Aryan kids regardless of their behaviour... is Santa Claus the innocent old man he's made up to be?!
clever and disturbing
