Starbuck's Oracle

[Mojotronica]

Your personality predicted based on your Starbuck's drink of choice...

Mine, the Triple Tall Americano, pegged me as a pretentious under-acheiver... Omigawd it works!

http://www.buttafly.com/starbucks/

 

[philippe]

doesnt works for me

 

[WillJ]

I don't like coffee, although it's funny when you type in something that they don't serve:

Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "large cheeseburger with fries" the employees would point and laugh. A reaction you're probably used to. Try again, this time input something that Starbucks actually serves.

 

[CommiePlanner]

Mine, a shot of espresso and a glass of water. It said I was high maintenance, I only order that at starbucks because the teenagers working there do not know how to accurately make anything else. THey put whipped creme on coffee! WTH and serve a latte with foam, I said latte not cappacino.

 

[Lefty Scaevola]

"Either you can't type or you mumble incoherently. If you actually walked into Starbucks and said you wanted a "large diet coke" the employees would point and laugh"

I can get it at the only starbucks I have been to.

 

[puglover]

Personality type: Lame

You're a simple person with modest tastes and a reasonable lifestyle. In other words, you're boring. Going to Starbucks makes you feel sophisticated; you'd like to be snooty and order an espresso but aren't sure if you're ready for that level of excitement. People laugh at you because you use fake curse words like "friggin'" and "oh, crumb!" Everyone who thinks America's Funniest Home Videos is a great show drinks medium water.

Also drinks: V8
Can also be found: On the couch at home


Not very accurate but funny!

 

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Personality type: High Maintenance



You pride yourself on being assertive and direct; everyone else thinks you're bossy and arrogant. You're constantly running your mouth about topics that only you would find interesting. Your capacity for wasting other people's time is limitless. Your friends find you intolerable, that's why they're plotting to kill you.

Also drinks: Water. Bottled, chilled, with four ice cubes, a twist of lemon, in a crystal glass.
Can also be found at: Trendy martini bars

 

[china444]

I got the same as you when I typed in the Grande Hot Apple Cider.
YUM

 

[voodoocat]

I tried carmel macchiatto because what starbucks calls a macchiatto is a friggen carmel latte.

 

[sween32]

i ordered a regular coffee... cause you know... coffee tastes bad any way it's made so why chose one that is more expensive and will probably make me puke? and starbucks is just horrible anyways. gimme dunkin donuts.

but anyways, it said i'm lame. somebody who calls themselves Buttafly, uses their computer skills to base a personality test on starbucks, and obviously drinks there and LIKES IT, just called me lame.