The great unwashed are now distracted by saunas, wenches, drinking wine and gardening, as recommended. Somehow doesn't feel as fulfilling as smashing lumps out of our British neighbours. Oh well.
While we are pleased to receive a visit from out friends the Macedonians, a bit more notice would be appreciated in the future. We did manage to get a decent honour parade ready to say goodbye as you are leaving.
No, the party is in honour of your visit. No need need to leave immediately, but the vino only lasts so long. We don't have as much as the Romans, maybe you should pay them a visit. I'm sure their parties will last much longer.
Sorry we are starting our Cinco de Romano festival and are fully booked up for the next 5 days. Wenching, wining, and bathing will consume us during this time.
There is no way we have enough wine for all these Macedonian knights. I hope you brought your own. We're happy to provide the music and the dancing girls.
@ Macedonia. While our great nations have always had friendly relations. We regret that we must ask you to carry out your military exercises outside, preferably away from our borders. Your troops are causing serious delays in our building programme. In future it would be preferable if you could give us some warning of these exercises. God forbid that a nervous soldier could mistake you for an enemy, then where would we be?
@Korea. We realise that your troops have inadvertently wandered into our new territory and take no offence but would appreciate it if you could ask them to move.
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