Part 1: I looked at the Medditerranean sea as Roman ships left the port of Rome. '' Heave! Heave! Heave! '' yelled the captains as they left. Just then, a man grabbed my soldier. '' I ''sea'' you like watching ships! Hahahaha! '' the man said, '' Get it? Sea? Haha! '' I then looked at the man's face. It was nothing more, or less, than Julius Caesar. '' Come to my palace, I finished making my homemade salad. '' Caesar told me. While I approached his palace, I was welcomed in as a hero, even though i haven't done anything brave. '' How do like the salad, I made it myself. '' Caesar asked. '' Not bad. '' Said I. After dinner with the Emperor, he asked me, '' Would you like to fight against the Celtics, Greeks, and Egyptians? '' '' I accept. As long as I am a legion, sir. '' I proclaimed. Julius pulled out an armored cloth, a helmet with a mohawk shaped feather mohawk, and a sword, which was more shiny than gold, silver, and bronze combined.
Part 2: I went to Egypt, home of the pharoahs, The Pyramids, and many great wonders. I was set for battle. Just then, someone that I never heard of before, another man, draped in deerskin. He told me his name, was Bismarck. '' Otto Von Bismarck. At your service. '' Said Bismarck, '' I have come to help your nation conquer Egypt. '' We were set to capture Memphis, an Egyptian city in the Sahara. Bismarck told Caesar about his other conquests, most notably his French conquest. We did not know who the French are, but whoever is leading them must die. We approached Memphis without warning, and in just 2 minutes, the battlefield was covered with Egyptian bodies. I killed 4 Egyptians in the battle, including their general, Ramesses II. Memphis was captured with only 9 Roman casualties. We were then ordered to capture Thebes, the Egyptian capital. Cleopatra, the Egyptian Queen, would be captured, ( By me. ) and forced to marry Julius Caesar of Rome. Thebes was garrisoned by not just hundreds, but thousands! Bismarck promised us that he would support us, for we have but 600 Legions. We approached Thebes, burned it, captured Cleo, made her marry Caesar, and was promoted to 2nd Lt. as a result. But was Egypt toast yet? No! Heliopolis, and Alexandria were the last Egyptian cities. Oh, and the casualties for 'The Battle Of Thebes' , were only 3 wounded! and 28 Germans died in the battle. And Egypt lost all of her armies to our Legions. We razed Heliopolis and Alexandria to the ground, and won the war. Hammurabi was toast by the time we conquered Arabia only a month ago. Then we saw someone from Europe, not German, not Greek, not even Celtic, but French...
Part 3: The French citizen was not a man, however, but a female. We knew that France was more advanced by the fact that this one is in armor, all over her body. Brown hair, and a sword were making me realize, and say, '' You are... '' The woman said, '' I'm Joan of Arc. That's right. '' She brought me to a place that I had never seen before, full of wonders, luxeries, and even unique cuisene. But the bad part? Roman soldiers found this place. Joan rushed to the local barracks and appeared with an outnumbered army. 11 Romans to 1 Frenchman! I had to choose a side, but Rome was who I joined after I got stuck in here. Joan said, '' Join the French, and you could have all of the gold, luxuries, and companies you want! '' So I joined France. And surprisingly, the French stopped Rome from conquering the world. Caesar heard that I was in France fighting for the country, and sent legion spies to kill me. ''There he is! Slice him up! '' I ran, and met the King of France, Louis XIV. '' Bonjour. '' Louis said. '' So, you came to join us? '' '' Erm... Yes. Of course! '' I replied. The only thing I did not know, were that legions, and Caesar himself were behind me. '' Kill him! '' Julius said. However, I knocked both legions to the ground by pushing them, said, '' Au Revoir '' to Louis, and stole Caesar's Italian hoagie when running out of Versailles. I was caught by the Romans, and arrested due to th fact the Roman soldiers disguised as Frenchmen. I was due to be in prison forever. I attempted to escape, but got caught and put back in. 2 years passed, and Rome had conquered Greece and Persia. I was stuck in the prison, until Joan broke me out. '' We have freed Seville, London, and all of Greece from evil Rome. '' Joan said. '' Caesar is rat fink. '' I went out to Paris where Joan and I planned to get rid of that 'Salad Guy' once and for all. Our first attempt failed, but Joan said, '' We shall never give up! Whatever the cost. We will not stop untill this man's reign is over! '' We tried a second time. First, we entered his palace. Second, we disguised as legions to enter. And lastly, shoved his salad in his face and hung him at Paris. It was the best way to conquer Rome. But does it actually make Rome vulnerable? They captured Orleans, Lyons, Rheims, Spain again, Greece, all of Asia, and Tours! But the worst is yet to come...
