The Aussie Ethnic Group in Phoenatica

[Almightyjosh]

Cor blimy, you ripper!!

Well, everybody else has one, so it's about time us Aussies had our own thread!!

Anyone who wants to throw another shrimp on the barbie, wear a cork hat, skin a crocodile, talk about the AFL (real footy, none of that wussy grid-iron), complain about how hard it is living in GMT +10 (WA hardy counts), make jokes about Tasmanians that only we will get, sling off at public servants (especially tram ticket inspectors), drink a VB or say G'day mate in the most occar way they can, feel free to do so here. It's a veritable feast of Australiana (Kiwis welcome too, no ug boots though).

Maybe we should campaign to get a city named something Aussie, I'm taking suggestions.

Proud Aussies:
Almightyjosh
Myartar (even though he's from Missouri)
(geez, I hope there's more than just me that fits this description!)

 

[Octavian X]

Should I start the Asain Ethnic Group of Phoenatica? Polish Ethnic Group of Phoenatica? Andorran Ethnic Group of Phoenatica?

 

[Myartar]

No Octavian, we should start a Missourian ethnic group of Phoenatica!

 

[Almightyjosh]

If you like, go ahead!! I've just noticed a few aussies around that need a home!!

 

[Almightyjosh]

Boil all the crabs you like!!

 

[Stuck_as_a_Mac]

may i take the liberty of asking what a "poofta" is?
its from the Monty Pythons Bruces' Philosipher Sketch. 5 out of the 6 pythons in outback gear, teaching philosiphy. and they all seem to hate pooftas. what are they?

 

[Almightyjosh]

poofta, or poof, is a derogotory word used by the ignorant to describe male homosexuals. Though these days it is more often used in jest to illustrate how dumb people that say it are!!

 

[Octavian X]

Missourian Ethnic group of Phoenatica... I like it...

 

[Myartar]

G'day! I'd like to join since Almightyjosh is a proud member of the Missourian ethic group now. All I know about Australia is what I learned from an exchange student(not flattering to your coutnry b/c she was a b****) and what I learned from argueing w/ bobgoat here on CFC.

Guess I'll get me some Kangroo scrotum, drink some Foster's, and make jokes about Poms!

 

[Chieftess]

Originally posted by Almightyjosh
Boil all the crabs you like!!

:aargh3::aargh3:NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:aargh3::aargh3:

 

[Zarn]

Originally posted by Chieftess


:aargh3::aargh3:NNOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!:aargh3::aargh3:

Are they an endangered species in our world. (No not the real one)

 

[Chieftess]

You still don't get it, do you?

You STEAM crabs, not boil them.

 

[Ehecatl Atzin]

'Ello Aussies!

You have the full suport of the FA ministry, well, begining August anyway

Steamed crabs...that's how I used to eat 'em.

Ehecatl Atzin