"Sullivan Ballou" would have been proud of that letter home to "Sarah" as that was his wife's name in the Ken Burns "Civil War" series.
Seriously, that is when I lost it, and started to hoot . . . that was sheer genious . . . an EX-cellent parody.
I can identify with that "Blackstronaut" 'cause I live in Canada. Though we are immune to it, it can still get motherf***in cold up here.
Which is why Lewis Black has stated that the United States should build a wall all along thw whole border of Canada.
"Because THAT's where the f**kin" cold air comes from!"