What do you believe in?

[Mojotronica]

A friend sent this to me -- I like it!

Ronald Reagan, Al Gore and George W. Bush die and turn up at the Pearly Gates.

There they find God sitting on his throne.

God turns to Reagan and asks, "What do you believe in?"

Ronald says, "I believe in Liberty. Free trade and freedom for all."

God says, "Fine, come in and sit on my right side."

Next God turns to Gore and asks, "What do believe in?"

Al says, "I believe in Equality. Equal access to opportunity and prosperity for all."

God says, "Fine come in and sit on my left side."

Finally, he turns to Bush and says, "George, What do you believe in?"

Bush says, "I believe you're sitting in my chair."

 

[puglover]

 

[Aphex_Twin]

Yes, Kofi, move out of his chair...

 

[Turner]

I've heard this before, but Bill Gates saying "You're in my chair". . .

Funny joke, tho.

 

[Alice]

I read it too, but with argentinian politicians

 

[Zcylen]

Originally posted by Alice

I read it too, but with argentinian politicians

I know that too
here's the one I heard:

estan 2 argentinos en un cafe y dice uno
-oye ché, yo soy el hijo de Dios
-No ché, es que YO soy el hijo de Dios

pasa otro argentino y les dice
-por Favor, que yo no tengo hijos