Mojotronica
Expect Irony.
(Not my joke -- but one of my favorites! I think it's Steven Wright's.)
What if there were no hypothetical questions?
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Perfection
The Great Head.
than there sre no sentient lifeforms
DiamondzAndGunz
Lurking
If there were no hypothetical questions, then you would not be asking this question. 
I once drove cross country with a friend of mine, and all we had was one cassette tape. And I don't remember what it was.
I got up one morning, and opened the window. There was a bird there, and I said "Hi." He said "Hi." We talked for a while, and then I said "I'm making breakfast. Want some eggs? Sorry."
Got home one night, and instead of putting my house key in, I put my car key in. And the building started up. No one else cared, they were all crazy anyway. So I went out on the highway, and just parked it there. After creating a huge traffic jam, I went outside and told everyone to get the hell out of my driveway.
Everywhere is within waking distance if you have enough time.
I sat down on a bus next to a chinese girl with plaid hair. She was crying, so I asked her what's wrong. She said she didn't know me so she couldn't tell me. I said sometimes it's good to tell a complete stranger your problems. She said that her pshrink just diagnosted her as a nympomanic who's only turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said "That's too bad. By the way, my name is Bucky Goldstein."
I had more. . . but I forgot a lot. I love Steven Wright! Funny guy.
I got up one morning, and opened the window. There was a bird there, and I said "Hi." He said "Hi." We talked for a while, and then I said "I'm making breakfast. Want some eggs? Sorry."
Got home one night, and instead of putting my house key in, I put my car key in. And the building started up. No one else cared, they were all crazy anyway. So I went out on the highway, and just parked it there. After creating a huge traffic jam, I went outside and told everyone to get the hell out of my driveway.
Everywhere is within waking distance if you have enough time.
I sat down on a bus next to a chinese girl with plaid hair. She was crying, so I asked her what's wrong. She said she didn't know me so she couldn't tell me. I said sometimes it's good to tell a complete stranger your problems. She said that her pshrink just diagnosted her as a nympomanic who's only turned on by Jewish cowboys. I said "That's too bad. By the way, my name is Bucky Goldstein."
I had more. . . but I forgot a lot. I love Steven Wright! Funny guy.
Aphex_Twin
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What if there were no more questions about hypothetical questions?
Perfection
The Great Head.
Than this thread would be done!
