Wise Words

[Cursed_Wolf]

The best way to win in most sports is to score more goals than your opponent:worshp:

 

[KoRnEa]

Teamwork is essential. It gives the enemy other people to shoot at.


Rock is dead! Long live Scissors!

 

[farting bob]

wise words: undo your flies before taking a piss.

 

[Cursed_Wolf]

Dead rabbit: Roadkill
Living rabbit: Potential Roadkill

 

[Elden]

Defense is the best defense

 

[KingWilly]

Do unto others before they do unto you

 

[Zarn]

-It's easiest to win a sword fight when you have a gun... or a lightsaber.

-Peace is the time between two wars (It's in the sig)

-Never sit behind farting bob

-It's not good to hang around great white sharks.

 

[WildFire]

Offense is (sometimes) the best defense.

Don't spam

 

[Elden]

Originally posted by WildFire444
Offense is (sometimes) the best defense.

Don't spam

Sorry I didn't mean to be spammy (i thought this was the Humour and jokes forum)

I guess this wouldn't be a good time to say fight fire with water

 

[animepornstar]

humor and jokes is turning into peanut gallery...

 

[Lt. 'Killer' M.]

famous wise words from soccer coaches:


Der Ball is rund! (the ball is round!)

Das Spiel geht 90 Minuten! (The game lasts 90 minutes!)

 

[polymath]

In the kingdom of the constipated, the bran farmer is King.

 

[WildFire]

Originally posted by Elden


Sorry I didn't mean to be spammy (i thought this was the Humour and jokes forum)

I guess this wouldn't be a good time to say fight fire with water

I didnt mean that you spammed! I meant in general for everyone on this site! Because, i dont beleive that the mods like spammers

Fight water with chemicals

 

[cromagnon]

Don't pee on the electric fence!

 

[anarchywrksbest]

"If you fall off that wall and break your legs, don't come running to me!!!"

"Just look at the dirt in your ears!!"

"Shut your mouth and eat your dinner"

 

[Turner]

He who laughs last thinks slowest.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Do you know the way to San Jose?

There is no problem too great that it cannot be handled by the judicious use of tactical nuclear weapons.

Edit: Typos.

 

[Panda]

It's forbidden to piss against the wind.

 

[Sim_One]

Don't eat yellow snow.

You can taste how good it is just by eating it.

 

[Turner]

You'll feel a little pinch. . . .

Don't play on the railroad tracks.

 

[Perfection]

Remember to always wear clean underwear!