Wise Words

[DiamondzAndGunz]

Always add acids to water, never water to acids.

It's always better to keep your mouth shut and appear stupid than to open your mouth and remove all doubt.

 

[Turner]

If everyone else jumped off a bridge, would you do it too?

When in Rome, do as the Romans do.



Question authority.

Respect your Elders.

 

[Darkness]

Allways wait for the cars to pass before you cross the street!

Trust me on this one, I've tested it....

 

[floppa21]

My watch stopped. I think I'm down a quartz.

A meltdown sounds like fun. Like some kind of cheese sandwich.

Why does Filipino start with an F and Phillipines starts with a P?

I recently had a ringing in my ear. The doctors looked inside and found a small bell.

Imagine meeting your maker and finding out it's Frito-Lay.

Jesus was a crossdresser.

 

[cromagnon]

These are actual quotes by a well-known surgeon to his patients:

"Hang in there!" (to a man who attempted suicide by hanging)

"Walk around a bit." (to a bilateral amputee)

 

[mad_stork]

Why isn't "phonetic" spelled phonetically?

 

[Perfection]

Originally posted by DiamondzAndGunz
Always add acids to water, never water to acids.

Remember the adage, Alice in wonderland

 

[joukov]

better Be rich and healthy than poor and Sick.

 

[joukov]

better Be rich and healthy than poor and Sick.

 

[cromagnon]

Before judging someone, walk a few miles in his shoes, keeping in mind that this is a good way to get foot fungus.

 

[Fr8monkey]

If at first you don't succeed; try, try again.... Then quit. There is no sense making a damned fool of your self.

If you love something let it go. If it loves you it will come back. If it doesn't, hunt it down and kill it!